/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26466012
From a Hispanic-American to an Asian-American, go fuck yourself and shut up. This general is not for this shit. Also, buy PLTR so you can redeem any little bit of dignity you can.

>>24629891
I agree, but not only Reddit in the process. As much as I would love to hold past 40 dollars, I don't think that the 40-something odd million dollars over 3 years is enough to warrant Palantir to sustain the 40 target level. However, if some heavy additional news gets released tomorrow or Wednesday, you'll see Palantir soar to 50 before a correction to 35-40 range. Just my guess, take it for what you will guys.

>>24070085
>>24070171
Yeah, Anon, buy more of my puts. I'm bailing you out.

>>1014181
/biz/ meme

That "fuckin' nobody" is /pol/ meme. He once was an associate of ours. They call him Baba Yaga.

Well /pol/ meme wasn't exactly the Boogeyman. He was the one you sent to kill the fucking Boogeyman.
/pol/ meme is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will... something you know very little about. I once saw him kill three men in a bar, with a pencil. With a fucking... pencil. Then suddenly one day he asked to leave. It's over a woman, of course. So I made a deal with him. I gave him an impossible task. A job no one could have pulled off. The bodies he buried that day laid the foundation of what we are now. And then my son, a few days after his wife died, you steal his car and kill his fuckin' dog.
[irritated, turning to noob] What the... did he hear a fucking word I said?
: [pulls Iosef close, talks into his ear] Iosef! Iosef! Listen! Huh? /pol/ meme will come for you, and you will do nothing because you can do nothing. So *get the fuck out of my sight*!

>>918890
Does nobody here trade options?

>>880698
Everyone read this

>>860305
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Okay /biz/, this is my first time here and I am only 18 so please spare me any ridicule. I have a fairly simple yet ambiguous question.

I am going into my freshman year of college and i am currently a marketing major. As far as majors go, what should I be looking into if I wanted to learn about investment opportunitys and the stock market? I know this sounds very stupid but I really just want to know how to be smart with my money and learn how to rake in as much income as I possibly can. Honestly I know nothing about these subjects but I want to learn. Any advice?