/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55734807
My covered calls did pretty well

>>55521728
>female Bogdonoff
I want anime women, but I'll settle for cosplayers

Hedgies, my offer still stands: find me a waifu get me a billion dollarinos and (metaphorically or literally) toss kenny off a tall building and you can walk away with 100 pristine class A gamestop corporation shares. This may be the best offer you get.

How many gme shares do I realistically need to create a harem of beautiful fertile women?

>>50974147
Seeing Ken Griffin kill himself on live television will be almost as satisfying as the mind-blowing sex I'll be having with my harem of cosplay-wearing blonde and east-asian concubines

Ken Griffin, DTCC, give me my sex-slave harem. This is my most generous and final of offers, 1 share per bountiful lusty virginal woman. I give you this as a peace offering made in good faith, do not spit in my eye. Do not trample on my benevolence.

>>50645337
Why would anyone go to a strip club? terrible waste of money (finance related) and you don't even get to fuck them. GME shares (gme related) are for obtaining women, not pump and dumping cheap whores, but rather obtaining and collecting women as property and wives.

>>50408684
>Lockheed
>Halliburton
Good time to buy DFEN?

I hope goldman and BoA crash the market on monday though.

>>50359248
-.33%. It's fine I guess

>>49644678
Only down .13%. I'll take it.

>>49585409
>completely indistinguishable from a human
Autistic hands typed this

>>49403187
Honestly being this frustraded with women you mute them for no reason is pretty cringeworthy

I hold some gamestock. I'm ready to enjoy the financial apocalypse and start gathering up women for my harem.