/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56593523
It's ok. See you on the yacht.

>>54816268
>I dont even know what a smart contract is
BASED

I love you biz. You guys are funny.

Is this the new Mobius sirs?

API3 TO THE MOON SOON!!!

>>23565771
This just happened an hour ago, how fucked/worried should I be?

I recently got an electric bike and I'm an antisocial introvert and only enjoy going out at night to explore because there aren't many cars/people. People probably think I'm a crackhead, but in reality I'm a millionaire on a $4k bike just minding my own business. Literally one hour ago I drive around a big bank building and into the empty parking lot behind it. The signs on the parking lot said "Bank employees ONLY Violators WILL BE prosecuted". There were no gates or anything and I went in the empty parking lot to turn around and go back down the hill. As I'm turning around I see two big fuckers come out the side door of the bank. At this point, I realise I might be in some trouble and am ready to talk my way out of it (I am just riding my fucking bike even though I'm wearing all black and have a neck gaiter pulled up over my mouth because it's chilly outside). There is no other way out, I have to go back past them to get back down the hill. As I'm heading towards them one of the faggot fucks pulls out his phone like he is going to record/take a picture of me. This all happened within a couple seconds, but at this point I'm instantly pissed off because these fags aren't even saying anything or wanting to talk, just immediately take my picture like I'm a criminal so this dude is walking towards me sticking his phone in my face I pull my gaiter up to my eyes and as I go by him I smack his fucking phone and it flies out of his hand... I hit the gas on my ebike and book it home because at this point I realized I'm also concealed carrying my LCP2 and don't want to be in huge trouble.

Was I in the wrong before smacking the phone? That fat faggot shouldn't have been aggressively coming at me with his phone up trying to take my pic... I plan on going back tomorrow night and seeing if the faggots come out again.

>>23112240
quality sincere post and ive seen a similar sentiment when it comes to DeFi
all i want is to ROI and then buy back the bags i sold to enter into the position and just let my position ride for however long it remains profitable
the opportunity cost and potential long term passive gains were too attractive for me to pass up
i guess thats what gets most ppl when it comes to these defi yield farming products or "experiments'

>>21994576

Sweet Vishnu! Imagine the smell!

My great big fat mom is asking me for rent. I just showed the bitch my stack and the price and what the price used to be. She wants me to work in the coal mines. Should I just give this great big fat bitch 30 Link or should I hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan.

HAHHEHAWEHHEHEAHEAHEAJHAEJHHE

>>20486224

How am I retarded? Are my answers that bad?

I'm 33 years old. I've been buying drugs off the darknet for a long time. Sold a few Bitcoin almost at the top ($17k) and went all in Link.

How's it make you feel knowing a retard like me was just old enough, had enough money, and was in the right place at the exact right time to be in my situation? hahahhaah

>>20356495

fpbp

>>20231947
Captain ready for duty

>>20020337

33

230k Crypto (Link)

90k Home Equity

10k Cash

40k Merch

Note: My merch includes Toyota Tacoma, Kawasaki Ninja 650, silver, gold, rifles, shotguns, handguns, suppressor, computers, MtG cards, Pokemon cards, Sports cards, Xbox, shoes, hats, clothes, phone, projector, theater sound system, air purifier, sunglasses, desk fans, CPAP machine, bedding, blankets, wind chime, wall decor, toothbrush, toothpaste, toilet paper, silverware, dishes, light bulbs, blow dart gun, several charging cords, a few bic lighters, an old printer and half a reem of paper.

>>19936660
>>19937008

kek, muh early bird special...

Don't worry guys this totally insance 7%/week is for real and it's not too good to be true. You're just an EARLY BIRD

CCCAAAAAAA CAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW

>>19894429

Guys, I have to admit. I've been holding for 2 years, but I just sold 5% of my stack at $4.95... I saw it running out of steam and knew we would either bounce off of $5 or not make it at all. I was right... Going to buy back in at $4.50-$4.60.

>>19507977
The biggest order's I've had were for 40. So.. they can only kill 40 people I guess.

>>19508110
Send some of that back to me.

>>19367508

Thanks for your dedication OP. You really worry about biz anons wealth. You are a good person.

I'm going to market sell the Link I've been holding for 2.5 years now.

Again, thank you so much for spending so much time and effort on this.

>>19188140

fuckin laffed

>>19123291

It's sponsored by McAfee. He will shill his darknet market that ONLY accepts Ghost next. And guess what, every "Vendor" will actually be him. He is still manufacturing a bunch of crazy ass drugs. He's a criminal mastermind.

>>19062832
because gold is shiny

>>18809782

Maybe it will grow our hair back and make us sane anon.

>>18792608

Selling what would be millions in a few years for a loaded Toyota Camry. kek

>>18765262

Yeah man, there are so many other shitcoins integrated into Microsoft applications that over a billion people use.

THE BUTTHURT IS SO SO SO SO SO GOOD. Can't wait when to see what's it going to be like when Link is over $100.

>>18592543

Winner.

>>18590692

That shit is so insane it has to be photoshopped.

Like that's a million fucking bison... and why the FUCK would some pilgrim ass nigger take the time to stack them up so perfectly with enough structural integrity for some dumb mother fucker to stand on the edge of them 30 feet in the air.

Bullshit.