/biz/ - Business & Finance

take a deep breath for me biz. you dont know how good you have it.

SAME FFS

>>11575399

>>11516435

>See an ETF I like
>Buy it
>Never sell it so I won't have to pay capital gains tax
>See another ETF I like
>Buy that one
>Never sell it
>Repeat until my portfolio is an over-complicated shitshow that does about as well as VTI

I can't help it

tfw none of you faggots buy any Doge and everything world over is priced in Doge only

>>11487777
>Praise Kek

>>11487434
>>11487606
i feel proud now

I just sold as 653 fml

>>11425193
fuck its up 22%

> all that I currently care about is crypto and shitposting
> go to step sisters wedding rehearsal dinner
> some girl who’s way hotter than me and funny and outgoing laughs at a dumb joke I made and appears to be friendly
> mom, stepdad tell me we look good together in private
> mom tries to get me in a picture with this girl
> embarrassed and can’t take pressure, later on I ignored and was awkward and quiet
> girl stops sitting next to me
> feel relived but also hate myself
> everyone is a couple or has a kid. Siblings married with kids. and I have to stand and smile in circle groups and not say anything while they talk about boring shit I don’t care about
> Can’t bring myself to give a shit anymore about women because I know I’ll fuck it up

I’m bottom of the barrell in society, aren’t I?

delet

I paid 2.3 k for my 2 bedroom in SF when i first moved here.

>tfw there is no short cut in life if you aren’t born rich, you have to work hard + be smart and acquire valuable skills
>tfw stocks and real estate is how you build long term wealth
>tfw you build happiness by being social and investing in relationships instead of wasting hours with strangers on the internet

Why do stocks keep going up and crypto keep going down? :(

>>10987366
Come back, these guys are just joking around. I need at least one person around here who has over 100IQ.

>>10893660
>"The average student graduates with $34k in debt"

tfw I'm about to graduate with exactly $34k in debt

Why did I fall for this dumb meme?

I could’ve bought amazon and been up more than 100%, instead I am down 80% on a bunch of shitcoins

I bought $100 of BTC when it was $13k and now that $100 has turned into $48.5

This is the most money I have ever lost and I'm seriously at lost for words nearly in tears right now. I really hate myself and nothing I do works, I thought I could buy a lambo by next year but here I am now stuck with nothing and I am losing money every day

What did the government allow this to happen??

I-ICON GANG
>sniff
ICON GANG
> sniff sniff
I....
> sniff
ICON...G..

>>10222885

Oh anon... what have we done to ourselves.

>>10146893
>>10146913
Ever since I started lifting I just want them thiccer and thiccer. When will it end

Lads I-I’ve been REQT dot com

Why does it keep going down. Why?

for 30 minutes I stared at an armadillidiidae crawl up my cubicle wall to meet its fate by the flick of my finger and it was the happiest I’ve been at work since I started
Is this really what God intended for humans? To sacrifice 40 hours a week slaving for our corporate overlords? I can’t stand it anymore... if crypto doesn’t free me from this hell then I will have no other choice but to off myself as easily as I flicked that little bug who worked so hard only to meet his end

>>9686494
IVE BEEN BROWSING BIZ FOR YEARS AND IM STILL A NO COINER