/biz/ - Business & Finance

He do I profit from the inevitable collapse of western civilization? Is learning mandarin a good start?

How much money do I need to save and invest to buy an anime sex doll hooked up to an Augmented Reality haptoclone environment like the nips have done here? https://youtube.com/watch?v=0nlnRpFoBLo

hows the job hunt going lads?

I recently got laid off as a graduate teaching assistant. My university is completely fucked thanks to covid. They're planning to end tenure for a good chunk of staff and just completely shift to online meme degrees for the next academic year and STILL charge $10-20k per semester for them.

I've been trying to tutor zoomers but since exams have all been cancelled or delayed till next year, work has mostly dried up for me. I really think 2020 is the year teachers and professors are kill. Normies are starting to realize they can get an education from sites like YouTube for free, and of much better quality. So once the lockdown is over, no one will want to pay for an education anymore...

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Once the lockdown ends we will see a YUGE increase in spending by normies from all the money they’ve saved staying at home. This will cause inflation literally forcing the fed to raise interest rates. The market has also priced in growth for the NEXT 2 YEARS so any negative news about the economy is simply going to be ignored. Bears will get anally raped so bad that they’ll never be able to hold in their shit again.