/biz/ - Business & Finance

now you're locked in a nightmare pool full of urine with other homosexual incels while the fat fuck continues to dump incessantly

>>57345711
it can betray upwards, downwards or sideways

>>57070180

>>57004792
I don't hold link, never liked that fat fuck

>>56998281
OH NO NO NO NONONONO LINK SISTERS

their pain-filled rants in which they curse the "fudders", calling them with the harshest insults on reddit, are hilarious

>>56581543

he turned them into homosexual cultists, deceived and betrayed them and deprived them of all their money

I was a fresh employee at Chainlink Labs. It was a dream come true for me to work at this prestigious software company known for its cutting-edge innovations. From the moment I joined, there was one person I idolized above all others— Sergey Nazarov, a legendary figure in the tech industry known for his brilliance and creativity.

For years, I had followed Sergey's work, admired his achievements, and yearned for the opportunity to meet him in person. Finally, that day arrived when I learned that Sergey would be visiting our office. I couldn't contain my excitement. I imagined shaking his hand, exchanging a few words, and basking in the presence of my idol.

As the day approached, I could hardly focus on my work. Thoughts of meeting Sergey consumed my mind. The anticipation built, and my expectations soared higher than ever before. The day finally arrived, and there was a buzz of excitement in the office.

When Sergey finally walked through the doors, my heart raced. He was just as remarkable as I had imagined—confident, intelligent, and charismatic. I eagerly made my way toward him, hoping for a chance to introduce myself. But what happened next shattered my dreams.

Instead of a warm greeting or a handshake, Sergey suddenly spun around in a full 360-degree turn and crashed into a nearby trash bin. The sight was shocking, and I stood there dumbfounded. Sergey quickly recovered, but instead of acknowledging his strange mishap, he pointed at an innocent developer passing by and blamed him for the incident. The developer was immediately fired, leaving me utterly confused and disappointed.

I was a fresh employee at Chonlonk Labs. It was a dream come true for me to work at this prestigious software company known for its cutting-edge innovations. From the moment I joined, there was one person I idolized above all others—Sorg, a legendary figure in the tech industry known for his brilliance and creativity.

For years, I had followed Sorg's work, admired his achievements, and yearned for the opportunity to meet him in person. Finally, that day arrived when I learned that Sorg would be visiting our office. I couldn't contain my excitement. I imagined shaking his hand, exchanging a few words, and basking in the presence of my idol.

As the day approached, I could hardly focus on my work. Thoughts of meeting Sorg consumed my mind. The anticipation built, and my expectations soared higher than ever before. The day finally arrived, and there was a buzz of excitement in the office.

When Sorg finally walked through the doors, my heart raced. He was just as remarkable as I had imagined—confident, intelligent, and charismatic. I eagerly made my way toward him, hoping for a chance to introduce myself. But what happened next shattered my dreams.

Instead of a warm greeting or a handshake, Sorg suddenly spun around in a full 360-degree turn and crashed into a nearby trash bin. The sight was shocking, and I stood there dumbfounded. Sorg quickly recovered, but instead of acknowledging his strange mishap, he pointed at an innocent developer passing by and blamed him for the incident. The developer was immediately fired, leaving me utterly confused and disappointed.

>>54665224
this

Post your dancing and farting Sergays & Couchs

>>53141186
Thanks for buying, marines

>>53098779
He farted in the github, AGAIN