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Oh god it's dumping. I knew it there was no announcemen. Why didn't I sell???

>for the first time in a year i'm actually making money on my Chainlink investment again
TIME TO DUMP MY BAGS HAHA SUCKERS GOOD RIDDANCE THEY WERE HEAVY AS FUCK

Tonight boys. Strap in.

>>11315991
SPANK ME WITH YOUR COCK DADDY SERGEY

Now

I was at a conference hosted by Vitalik last week and Sergey attended, he was still wearing his same shirt and the smell was really strong... I overheard him asking vitalik 'huh? what's a node?'. Vitalik kept asking him to go away but Sergey just kept asking questions like 'I don't really understand, can you explain what a blockchain is?'. Vitalik had to call security to remove him from the premises. It was really embarrassing...

I'm ready to fill an orca hole

It's going back up
Swing traders btfo

>>10816516
>>10816533

IM FUCKING SHAKINGG AND CRYING FUCK YOU ALL RIGHT NOW YES I HAVE SOME LINK BUT I WAS STILL ACCUMULATING AND DIDNT HAVE ENOUGH SPARE MONEY LAST MONTH TO DROP INTO CHAINLINK AND NOW ITS FUCKING DOUBLE THE PRICE FUCK YOU GUYS I DONT WAMNA BUY MORE AT THIS PRICE BUT ITS ONLY GOING TO GO UP SO FUCK YOU ALL FOR PUMPING IT PREMATURELY WE WERE SUPPOSED TO KEEP THE PRICE LOW UNTIL MAINNET AND NOW ITS ALMOST A TOP 50 COIN IM SCREAMING AND SOBBING I HATE YOU GUYS

>>10722442
Sergey has a different shirt for each day and keeps them in immaculate condition.

I can't tell. Things are fogged up by all the memes. Redpill me on Chainlink.

When is this pnd over? I want to spend my 1 BTC on chainlink when it hits 19 cent again.

I hear they were a great hit last time. Surely they got invited back?

>>10243111
trips czech

>>10199190
t. sirgay

>>10150269
MY LINKY STAY SUPER STINKY $1000 EOY

>>10050551
white or silver hair, pale skin, blue eyes
wears sergey's checkered shirt (oversized) with just panties underneath

This one kills me every time. I remember Sergey started tweeting and anons immediately spammed shit like this.

>>9745185
>no tab open with 'gay secks wearing hats'
Fucking obvious fake

>Not coding
>No conference
>No communication

And you are all here masturbating to him like he's a god or something.

I have an authentic, pristine condition, Lucky Brand, ASIN: B079MDPQVW shirt arriving in the mail tomorrow.

OP will deliver.