/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55883687
stacking btc and xmr while flexing ceps around women

>>55570691
carpentry. Electricity is scary voodoo, water is for playing in, and HVAC is spooky demon things. Jesus was a carpenter. Don't listen to the possessed computer talkers like >>55570699. Terry the prophet was going to bring jesus to the machines but the antichrist soldiers got to him.

>>55341347
Made up shit to separate greater fools from their money. Back in 2017 when we had a real bull run we didn't have any of that stuff. You just buy BTC low and sold high. Siiiiiiiiip

I own some kaspa and I own some nexa.

>>54692494
>not buying MNST the official boomer drink
Literally who drinks dr pepper? I would hold pepsico over fucking dr pepper any day cause atleast you know people buy pepsi.

>>53919880
Two paths I recommend are Data Analyst or IT.
Both are good choices. I'm bias for the IT route, but my younger brother who's your age likes that data analyst route better
For data analyst
>get microsoft tools suite certification
>get Google data analyst certification for free
>get Tableu data analyst certification (idk if it's free but I hear Tableu is a popular tool for data analysts)
Start applying for positions that are entry level data analyst roles and data visualization roles. Maybe look specifically for insurance companies, banks, and advertising agencies. That's a nice start. Just checked and the pay seems to vary. If you have an alumni association at your school or a jobs center there, they could get you connections that will get you in. Don't sleep on the job center at your uni. There ability to get you into *relevant* entry level work there might surprise you. They might even have some guidance for you.

Next is what I wrote in another thread. You can go the system admin route with the MCSA certification or the network admin route with the CCNA
>get certification for MCSA
Then get a helpdesk job, maybe a junior system admin job if there's an opening. Within a year of working helpdesk you should get a system admin job tho. You should be able to get this certification in like a month. It's not a hard one and you can probably get it done in like a week.
next.
>get CCNA certification
Get a network admin job, or a NOC job (network operations center).
>get certification for Security+ certification
This last one will get you a comfy high paying job for sure within two years. You can easily get a SOC position (security operations center job). They always want people to over see security.
From what I've heard, system admin jobs are very comfy. Check it out.
You can just buy a course on Udemy for like $20 when they go on sale (which is every single week). Just look at the reviews and make sure the teacher suits your style of learning.
Jesus bless ya lad

>>53717301
>Back in my day, when houses were cheap and wages high, I bought a house. Why don't kids buy expensive houses with their low wages like I did? It's exactly the same.

>>53488890
MNST

>>53419750
Now do MNST

1. Cryptos
2. Gym/swimming
3. Vidya/films/anime
4. Reading Wikipedia articles
5. Smoking weed

*Take a sip of Monster Energy*
>Kids these days are so lucky
>Back in my day we didn't have no fancy iphones

>>52891438
how shit they are is part of the sovl. they look like those cheap commemorative plates they used to sell on tv in the 90s. the ultimate boomer collectible

>>52778634
just get out there bro. Visit the company in person like I did when I was your age.

>>51307865
>daddy needs a new everything
t.

Hello guys, I am new to XRP, my only previous investments is physical silver, and gold. I would like to buy XRP because I heard the FED needs it to enslave us with CBDC. I want to cover all corners of my wealth so I want to own what the FED needs so I can profit off the great reset. How do I go about buying XRP, I have never bought any crypto before. Also I don't trust goybase because they run a classic fractional reserve ponzi scheme. I heard you can store XRP on a USB, how does this work? I am grateful for any answers people can provide.

>>51224944
Good idea go back to your books zoomer and let the big boys talk

>>50876076
Tricked me good you sly devil, haha
You do you sport

>>50335834
good ol classic swing traders

>>50282365
Just say “I know what I got” when anyone offers you less than youd like.

>>49772680
> That shit will kill you, son
*sip*

>Lost 10% on the dow jones. >Anyways, how's your bit-whatever or another doing?
How do you respond?

>>30302831
Make hay while the sun is shining.
Hard to say what the value of gg1 is going to be tomorrow. Also hard to say what the apr of the gg1 > gg2 pool will be.
Better the devil you know than the devil you don't.

Just woke up, what are we expecting today lads?
I wanna buy more did we hit bottom? God damn if this retarded little coin hits .30 i'm making myself a big fucking bag
Also when are we going up?

even if inflation is ahead just stay invested
yep, that's the way *sips*