/biz/ - Business & Finance

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If you're not buying this fucking dip you're a dumbass newfag

Swingies unironically fucked.
Someone just bought a fucking gigantic position of almost 1million Link 1 4usd with a market order.

I have saved enough from wagecucking, and if i cashed out 10k linkies it would net me enough to survive a year decently. Been planing this forever and im not getting younger(mid 20s).

I have exactly 86k link, and im banking on that being enough to make it if link reaches 100$. taking 10k link out soon to do my stay in Nihon hopefully wouldn't make a difference in that scenario.

>>16351644
>the year is 2029
>live in Citadel #13
>have to meet some business partners at citadel #77
>weather is shit af today so can't take the heli
>what better way to travel then than to take a ride in my Tesla Cybertruck™
>run over a few hordes of nolinkers trying to stop me on my way
The future is bright boys.

LITERALLY FREE STINKIES

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What will happen if Chainlink flips bitcoin on its ass?

>>15988193
Thanks anon. You validated the reason I use this site. I'm working on the education. Since my bachelor's degree is from a community college I feel like getting this MBA from a real college will be what I need to find employment. JP Morgan announced that they're going to be hiring more people with a criminal background. Hopefully other corporations will follow suit. After living on 9k a year on SSDI, I would take any job making 35k or more and feel successful. Especially, because I was once batshit crazy in a county jail cell butt naked yelling at the guards and wiping my ass with my hand and trying to shake theirs. lol I have come a long way. Thank God for medications.

>>15936829
This lends more credibility to the LINK/UDS pairing fud on binance only
>They're liquidating via link

Why didn't they pair it with anything else, but the old mighty dollars?

and you miss the ONLY worthwhile investment as it slowly climbs from rank 120 to 15 in a 12 month period.

what the fuck is wrong with normies. it doesnt take much brainpower to realise how useless 95% of the top 100 coins are

i thought sergey had it together...

quality stream just bought 100

>>14944780
its just the shit you say about link make you look so bad. i know this whole market is shit and fiat is king yeah but chainlink is looking like the first crypto related company that has a point in the real world. yes its strange to see a crypto company actually have a use, the first one ever, chainlink.

>>14888888
Based. We’re all gonna make it frens

>>14818044
avg buy in 20-40c

>>14805393
>Only highly-reputable nodes with great collateral and reliability will be servicing contracts worth 7+ digits and more. Linkpool nodes will be some of the greatest within the network
^this guy fucks

>>14783559
The oracles only accept payment with the Chainlink token. The only reason people will buy chainlink, is to use it to pay an oracle for information. People only want accurate, true information. Nobody wants to pay for false information. Therefore, Chainlink only has value if the oracles provide true information. If oracles provide false information, Chainlink will lose value. The more true information is transmitted by the oracles, the more valuable Chainlink becomes. Link is literally backed by the Truth.
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CHAINLINK $1000 EOY