/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'm long on big assed whores

Seeing rising numbers of inceldom. How can we profit for this amoral bros, at least we have to make some use of them ain't we. Already sensing incel seethe from afar.

>>52979060
I have. It’s always right before the stock shoots up into a halt or two

>>52925722
Checked
The real question here is how do you profit from it. I'm no Peter North, but here's a tip that will get you on the path to success.
>Initiate coitus
>Jump straight into it, don't waste time on foreplay, that's for fags.
>Straight to missionary position, PIN THE ARMS and NEVER wear a condom.
>Due to you lack of experience, you will undoubtedly ejaculate within 3 minutes flat.
(Here's the important part)
>Make sure to bust in her.
>She is now having a major meltdown at the though of carrying your genes to the third trimester.
>While she is in the bathroom trying to purge herself you make off with her wallet, any jewelry/electronics of value
>Sell items, rinse(cock) and repeat

>>52767145
I’m just not going to, partly because I’m a lazy fuck but mostly because it makes niggers like you so anally devastated. Get fucked, don’t tell me what to do, and especially don’t reply to me with your screeching because I'm not going to read it

>>52468630
>he does research for me
>he scours the cringe mines so I don’t have to
>he then neatly summarizes it here for me to read and sneed
>all so he can fud it
>and he has to pretend he doesn’t get paid for that
Your our slave, just admit it

>>52437131
It's about 50/50 for me.

BAGGIE BAGGIE KEEP ON SEETHING
WHILE THE COIN PRICE KEEPS ON DIPPING
SEETHE IN SCHOOL, SEETHE IN STORE
SEETHE IN CHURCH, SEETHE SOME MORE
WHEN YOUR WALLET'S EMPTY, BAGGIE
YOU'LL STOP BEING A FAGGIE

It is not enough that I succeed, others must fail.

>>52299038
sim city 3000 or tropico 4

Does /biz/ know any methods to make quick $10 or more per day online? I need to make some $$ on the side. No jeet scams or shit like that. Just legit stuff that worked for you guys
>t. europoor

>>52224964
No. stay poor, faggot.

After MOASS I’m gonna start my own bank, I need $5 million in starting capital and another $5 million to get it up and running. Then I need another $10 million for personal living expenses. All in all, give me my $20 million kenny

>>51414774
>what caused all this
i mean you really dont know?

>Impotent dump
>competition getting pumped

this is the most pathetic attempt at a price-in I've seen so far. I'll show you a fucking god candle one day you fucking kikes

>>51339471
>bought 4 trillion dollars in assets
So huh what happens if they sell those assets?

>>51319048
>mfw I bought low and dumped my bags on Keith

>>51187234
Good enough for me

I wanna become a police officer. The thought of a nigger dying under my boot makes me cum. I wanna choke a nigger out with my knee I wanna taze a fat screaming sheboon I want to boot her little niglets and throw them into the sewage system. I want to scream racial slurs at random people while cruising downtown in my punisher cruiser.

What are your job aspirations, /biz/?

What's your side hustle idea, /biz/? I've been thinking about starting a 'security' company specializing in evicting people on the whim of their tennant. Just the thought of pepperspraying and tazing a fat white bitch with a brown little shit and throwing them out on cold brick makes me hard as diamonds. Their screams would make me cum.

Anyway, your turn

>>51077115
If there’s no cash, I’ll accept a tax-free transfer of the assets they would have liquidated instead. Oh, and speaking of tax-free, part of the deal is that nobody in my direct family/descendants will ever be compelled to pay any type of tax or fee for any reason whatsoever, in perpetuity, and we are fully within our rights to dunk anyone who attempts to violate that into a vat of hydrofluoric acid

Be patient and prepare your shorts for the next bust. 150% this time at x5.

>>51004395
>memetonin
Try some nutmeg if you wanna blackout.

>>50984136
What's it about?
I will read it,if its not one sided politics