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>> No.57715519 [View]
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Any other oil barons here?

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I love being stable at ~$14 I can slurp forever.

>> No.56875110 [View]
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>TVTX

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Where is that SOXS nigger?

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>>56251352
>be me
>poor
>blow my money on stupid shit 24/7
>never have any cash to spend
>GME goes to $0
>nothing about my life changes

or

>I am disgustingly rich off GME and the federal reserve collapses

>> No.55541045 [View]
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shitcoin casino will open soon guys. what are your bets?

>> No.55265721 [View]
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you get $10 million dollars and buy 9 properties. obviously you instantly quit your job and start living the comdy neet life. BUT you also have two aging parents who want to retire, two siblings who hate work just as much as you, and all three of you want at least two kids. how do you ensure a consistently life of neetdom for your entire family and future kids?

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>>54825647
>26
>single
>fucked 8 females and 2 trannies
>$350k spread through cash, index funds, and bonds
>0 crypto
>software engineer
>ba in math

>> No.54752283 [View]
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>>54750388
>bought LINK in 2017
>make even more money in the 2020 bullrun thanks to DeFi and bunch of degen plays
>never lost anything to scams
>found better friends
>didnt take the vax, never got tested and never wore the masks
>Trump is a vaccine pushing faggot so fuck him
>dont care about tucker cuckson
>moved away from the city so no clownworld in sight
>have more than 3 million in the depths of the Bearmarket
>already have my eyes on several 100x shitcoins nobody has on the radar yet

life is good

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>>54706852
I'm rich (several million net worth) and I spend $0 on roasties, I dont do drugs, I dont drink and I dont smoke.
giving money to a roastie is to me the same thing as capitulation and giving up.

I have never in my entire life given a roastie any money, not even 1 dollar and I dont plan to start anytime soon. No roastie will ever get any money out of me.
Many tried but I reject them all, everyone is after my riches.

>> No.54677570 [View]
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>>54677537
I am a Multimillionaire, what are you trying to tell me?

>> No.54628452 [View]
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>>54627522
I run a car repair shop and I get free slaves I mean employees from the local job center in my town.
they call me and ask if they can send people that work for free and I take them and let them do things like taking scrap apart, hauling car engines and other parts around or let them clean my yard or let them clean cars and tires. they do this for 8 hours and I dont pay them anything and keep all the profit from their work.
I also exploit Ukrainian refugees and pay them less than minimum wage, they arent smart enough to figure it out until its too late.
I also take kids from the local highschool who work for free as part of an internship program. I dont pay them anything.
I make over 800k a year.

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>>54443029
Chainlink already made me rich beyond my wildest dreams, its insane that this will continue and I will become even richer.
overall the FUD is funny to me because I know it posted by absolute Losers who dont even have 1% of my networth.

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>>54412363
>why aren't people just timing the market?

>> No.53900785 [View]
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Daily reminder Remember to dump your bags in Don’t Buy Inu

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>>53823056
5$ when mr sir?

captcha:T54MN
till 5 4 months wagmi benchods

>> No.53733571 [View]
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>>53733490
meanwhile
>I'm 35 years old
>single
>no kids
>own 6 houses and 26 cars (not supercars kek but part of my business)
>multimillionaire and can pretty much buy whatever I want
>never saw a vagina IRL
>never had sex
>never had a gf
>roasties have zero control over me
>never been a simp and never spend money on a roastie

>> No.53655515 [View]
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>barge into a reddit-infested FUD thread
>stench of dillating and ZOGging fills my nostrils with pure horror
>say NIGGER
>with this one word (NIGGER) the entire thread fucking dies
>not a word after my coup de grace
>I am the hero of /biz/

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>>53575594
The dead can't say no.

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>>53571804
Yeah a $3000 CS buy.

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>>53534169
I have DRSed over 600 shares from a TDA margin account. I think the broker responsible for my account cries tears of blood whenever I initiate another round.

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>>53520424
oopsie.

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>>53099681
The real secret is that you could become a billionaire if you could create a functional artificial womb. More women want kids than /biz/ realizes but are scared off by the horrific effects it has on their bodies. Which is probably the one decision of theirs I can understand

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I'm long on big assed whores

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