/biz/ - Business & Finance

LINK/USD : $10.00
LINK/EUR : €8.40

Iam fucking losing money while we pump. Do something with it burgers.

Regular biz is bizarro biz.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z5_tWHbPBY4

>>17133442

A visionary, vision is scary
Could start a meme revolution, polluting /biz/ all day
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone posting my ass

And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
For you to see so much of my losses; are you happy?

Well, I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Fix your link delima, buy in and then I'm gonna
Enter over your last bid like a splinta
The center of attention, back for the winna

I'm interesting, the best thing in investing
Infesting in your portfolio and nesting
Testing, attention please
Feel the tension soon as normies mention me
Wheres my linkies? They will soon be free
A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just FUD with me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause /biz/ feels so empty without me

A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat with
Anybody who's pumpin "this shit, that shit"
Vitalik, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them pajeet bastards

And Rory? You can get stomped and glory'd
You 36-year-old baldheaded fag, blow me!
You don't know me, you're too old, let go, It's over
nobody posts any FOMO!

Now let's go, just give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new cryptos
I been broke, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since REQ turned themselves into a symbol

But sometimes the shit just seems
that /biz/ only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting
But it's not me, Link's just a scheme

No, I'm not the first king of controversy
But I have no intent of showing mercy
I'll crash the market so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy

(Heyyy!) There's a concept that works
Twenty million other shitcoins emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just FUD with me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause /biz/ feels so empty without me

roll

We're going bull mode. I fucking promise you. LINK isnt anywhere done. June is gonna be a fucking amazing month. Partnership announcements, mainnet going online (right now its only testnet) etc

>tfw I unironically shill LINK to my friends in hedge funds in NYC

>t. NYU Stern student

>>7032071
1/2
Two deluded linkies buy the all time high
the all time high, the all time high

Guess who's back? Back again?
Sergey's back, tell a friend.

I've created a monster, ‘cause nobody wants to
buy chainlink no more, they want updates, I'm chopped liver

Well, if you want updates, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of Rory mixed with some hard liquor

Some FOMO that'll pump my coin quicker
Than a blockfolio screenshot with all green tickers
From the normies when the trade bots are co-operating
Cause binance is finally operating (heyyy!)

You waited this long, now stop debating
‘Cause Link's back, it's on the rag and ovulating
We know that you dont have a clue you're hating
Cause your crypto's dump problem is complicating!

So the SEC won't let me be
Or let me be tax free, so let me see
Whales try to shut link down and pump BTC
But it feels so empty without me

So come on don't quit, buy all the dips
Fuck that! Buy at the tip and cry about it
And get ready, ‘cause these bags are about to get heavy
I just sold all my profits; fuck you, Sergey!

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just FUD with me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause /biz/ feels so empty without me

Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed their parents wont invest into Request
They start feeling deluded and helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, "JUST"

A visionary, vision is scary
Could start a meme revolution, polluting /biz/ all day
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone posting my ass

And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
For you to see so much of my losses; are you happy?

Well, I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Fix your link delima, buy in and then I'm gonna

>>6920397
Unironically pic related lmao

i want this going psat the moon, you should head for andromeda. Maybe a test fflight to the moon will be fine for now though.

>>4835263
so, now's the time to buy link, r-right?

>>4694202
Do you even need to ask?

there you go, made it this morning

>link is mooning
next you're going to say real flippening is link replacing btc