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>VIX futures down
>market also down
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I hate jews

>>22810668
I rape her when shes 11
no matter how many cocks go inside i was always first

>>16411561
fug

>>15745499
I am the getter of gets. Also nice dubs.

Golden bull Monday.

So I was looking at the SPXL (3x bull S&P ETF) chart going back for years and it looks tailor made for scalping. Jist buy the dips and sell every bounce. If it dips a little lower, just buy more. If it dips really hard and you run out of money just hold until it comes back up since after all it tracks the S&P so has a great chance of working out. And if you end up holding long term, no problem as you aren't any worse off than any other ETF investor except it's a 3x leveraged instrument which will jist end up making you more money anyway. And if it moons, just make sure you don't sell out completely so you can ride the gains. Even if you are only 1/3 in on a good moon, you still capture equally as good gains as if you were all in SPY.

Why is this not the master plan, /smg/? How am I going to get rekt doing this?

>>15249699
Literally bought SPXL before close yesterday. Woke up to a gap down, bout more then it went down again.
>me in the middle (metaphorically)