/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23218241
Kek is this 4d chess from the old dude?

>put all your assets in a trust marked for your kids
>book into a nursing home for a few months
>pretend to have alzheimers/dementia, pay nursing home staff to play along with it
>wait for goldigger roastie to come along and take the bait
>get married, free blowjobs for the next few years until you die and no need to pay hookers
>die leaving the roastie with nothing except a stomach full of your semen
>roastie kills herself when she realises she was BTFO

I'm 100% doing this when I'm old

>>23214641
Kek I'm a millionaire from chainlink and options trading at 30 so GTFO OP, go be a pathetic wagecuck somewhere else

Whoever bought my $15 CLSK calls last week, thanks. You’re a swell guy.

>>23143750
I've taken out like 5 credit cards to buy link and BTC in 2018 and was just doing balance transfers while they were in the 0% period. Recently however I've tried to take out some new cards to roll the balances onto but no card provider will accept me as I have 20k outstanding kek

I'll probably have to pay them off by next march. Kinda tempted to do Sam Hyde's strategy of just ignoring them then settling for half in a few years but it obviously affects your goyim score

>>23140425
Kek they have UNLIMITED paper silver they can unload on you plebs to keep the price as low as they want it. Comex will never default, they will just keep settling in cash and keep the scam running forever

>4x annual mine production? DOMPE EET
>20x annual global mine supply? SELL

>>23077104
You are the epitome of the Dunning kruger effect. Its obvious that years of gargling semen and taking African cock in your anus has impacted your cognitive ability. Now fuck off back to plebbit immediately and never post here again.

>>22976284
Jesus christ what kind of fucking cuck are you OP? listen to yourself, you've just given some faggot all your own work because you're too much of a low test pussy to handle a tiny bit of conflict. You're a fucking pathetic loser, literally crying with laughter after reading your post

laughin all the way to my metamask

>>22654086
>significant, relevant, mainstream
>Synthetix aave bzrx cryptodotcom Andre

>golden bullrun

>>22462669

>>22353395
>stacking sats is a meme
>wrap his ETH with a centralized 3rd party (that can exit scam at any point) and put his entire networth on a multisig pool (that can exit scam at any time)
you must be to farm meme tokens that will be forgotten una few weeks
you must be a really smart boi

I'll start
>he uses TA on crypto

>get fit
>get a good job
>get rich
>my highschool sweetheart who dumped me cuz she "wanted to live more" hits me up wanting to meet
>she is a fucking twitch streamer, look skinny as fuck(probably meth?) and I talks about maybe starting school on her stream (she is 22)
lmao women

>>22204710
based

>want to send $3000 to my friend
>"fuck the jew banks, guess I'll try bitcoin"
>$50 fee just to withdraw from my bank and buy BTC
>coinbase won't allow withdrawal for 6 days
>bitcoin starts to crash
>$50 to convert to USDC
>"anon, where is my money?)
>6 days later
>$50 to convert back to BTC
>$50 to withdraw from coinbase
>friend pays $50 to convert BTC to fiat

>$250 and 6 days lost to send $3000
>bank wire would have cost less than $20

WORLDWIDE ADOPTION IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER ANONS !!!!!!

Just bought 5000 XRP. The future is here bois. Make sure we take lots of photos of the money we make so we can laugh at the doubters.

>>22004617
What can I say.. I'm a businessman fren.Just selling my religion in order to earn some rewards in Heaven. You might say it's kind of like a referral link.
[Sales pitch about Bible and Heaven]
>H-he do you also want to go to Heaven?
>Click my link, subscribe(convert) and get to Heaven.
"Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal: But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal:
For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also."

Boys.

Let’s use our massive influence to flood all our politicians with the message that we want to give them all our money, as long as it’s in crypto.

This will force full steam ahead from a regulatory perspective.

Let’s go!!

>>21347626
'Yes I do have a job Stacy, I'm a yacht charterer'

Alright alright everybody.. yes, LINK is pumping like hell. Alright now, take a breath, take a minute, get off Twitter.

You good? Ok, cool. Me too. I ran into Link when it was ~$1. I read up on everything. Like to think of myself as smart. And I could absolutely not see where the value of Link came from. I still to this day do not.

You all know Zeus Capital? Yeah, well they might have been premature and potentially got liquidated on their short but you know what I didn’t see in all of that? I didn’t see any rebuttal to the technical cons that the Zeus report had. One of the biggest cons I had in that report? Insane gas fees for oracles to validate blocks.

Well this is happening, like, right now, and combined with this whole vegetable yield farming bullshit which no one understands is pumping this, among other, coins.

Me personally, I like to invest in technology that I can understand. And normally, what I can’t comprehend is normally a massive scam, and for good reason.

Me personally, I’m keeping out of Link, avoiding the FOMO, nor YAM farming or whatever the fuck it is. I’m staying in tech I know has the connections to succeed long term. JFC

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>>21259287
keep coping. its literally falling of a cliff as we speak. wouldn't be surprised if fell under $10 in the next 24 hours.$5 eom.

>>21071342
no. I'm eurochad and I can confirm that I will be up all night, slowly dumping my bags on you stupid and fat amerimutts. enjoy.

>>20920009
>Press P to pee pee and poo poo in casket before we seal it