/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17543252
Hey how's it goin? Can I get a $5 gordita crunch box. Dr Pepper no ice for the drink, please. Thanks! Oh yea, can I get the diablo hot sauce with that too? You're the best anon!

at least my ID has Dab innit. That kinda makes me feel better

>>17324666
the secret to getting what you want in life is to lie.
Robinhood options? you're the CEO of a fortune 500 company who makes millions a year. BOOM. approved.
Decent career that pays +$20/hr in a cozy office? you're the hotshot tech graduate with a perfect 4.0 GPA who volunteers sunday afternoons rescuing newborn kittens from hostile home environments. You have a nice girlfriend and cook meals every other day. You give your interviewer the recipe to your famous thanksgiving mashed potatoes (the trick is clarified butter).
Securing a loan on your first home? You've got a +700 credit score, never missed a payment in your life, got cash on you RIGHT NOW FOR THE VERY URGENT DOWN PAYMENT, and you brought your banker homemade cookies (the trick is still clarified butter)
Doctor tells you you need to lose weight or you'll risk type 2 diabetes? Hah, tell that nerd you graduated from harvard law with a minor in nutritional science. You call him a bigot as you explain that your wild field surveys of tumblr and reddit yield CONCLUSIVE evidence that being fat doesn't mean you're unhealthy. You tell your doctor you make such healthy choices, you don't even eat butter. You use CLARIFIED butter because you're a pretentious faggot who has to let everyone know you're better than them. The best part is you are better than them, because no one can't believe it's not butter.