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>>54116372
Yeah that sounds like Russia.

>>53832687
He's cutting because the gopnik roughnecks and supply depot chiefs sold 80% Russian oil designated as reserves for prostitutes, psychoactive Chinese research chemicals, and illiterate North Korean slave wives.

>>53785886
But your troops sold a third of their ammo for vodka, cigarettes, and whores and 20% of them are awol. Of the remainder 10% got dared to drink rubbing alcohol and are too sick to move, 5% are relatives of your superiors and if they die you're in deep shit. A quarter of the rest arrived yesterday straight from three weeks of basic training and everyone is hung over, including you.

>>53380608
Too bad, but breakfast comes with vodka.

>>52432194
Suck is life in Glorious Mother Russia!

>>51542428
>>51542443
Yeah I'm sorry guys, I just hate Russians so much. I knew a Russian guy (born and raised til 11yrs) in high school that would tool around my neighborhood in his Honda Fit blasting chiptunes and eurodance and he married a chick 8 years oder than him before I even got laid once.