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>>7676232
>be me
>honorable Japanese middle manager
>open position in my firm
>plan to give it to Hiroshi, my honorable and qualified nephew
>one day a massive blonde american man walks in
>he's three feet taller than me and stinks of burger
>he iron grips my hand, nearly breaking it, and stares into my soul
>"OHIO GOZAIMASU, GIVE ME JOB DES?"
>he didn't even bow. I'm afraid he might kill me
>"h-hai"
>he smiles broad and rips my arm out of my socket, then goes and sits down at my desk
>he uses my computer to watch anime while I call Hiroshi and beg forgiveness