/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50144513
Is this why your elite are so desperate to turn you people brown? To save the world from your evil? When will you stop WHEN WILL YOU STOP

>win key
>ch enter
>images google concerned pepe
>save image as
>ctrl t
>4chan start new
you're all aware futures are opening in 4 hours and this is going to be another liquidation cascade right

how do you survive the upcoming hyperinflation

I'm bored of crypto

>>30111799
i claimed like 10 airdrops from uni, sold it all at $3

I don't even read the whitepaper, but if it has a lot of words in it, i buy.

>>29753754
fuck you

tether fud is no more.
why are we still at 49k

sell before mutts wake up

I genuinely get angry when I see pink wojak posts of anons starting out with huge trust funds or free loans from their dads and then throwing it away on obvious pajeet shit. I don't get any joy from being a smarter investor than them. If I was able to start out with a 50k loan from my dad instead of the couple grand I managed to scrape together from my wagecuck savings, my stack would be worth multiple millions by now.

I've almost tripled my portfolio in the past couple weeks. How should I celebrate?

>>27857829
4chan is for 28-35 year olds. If you're on here as a zoomer it means you're an incel retard. You should be on tiktok and having sex with hot girls your own age, but you're not, which means you're an incel shitting up our millennial website.

>>27736026
>bought in at the absolute bottom
>transaction was pending for 15 mins then failed because I forgot to change my slippage percentage
>said fuck it and didn't buy back in
>now up over 2x

>>27684309
anyone who finds this humorous has the mentality and maturity of a teenager

>>27681497
>tfw haven't used my mcdonald's gift card yet because I don't want the employees to know I got it as a christmas gift

r/WSB was great for trading options, sad what it's become now. /biz/ used to be an interesting board back when it was made, now it's just an entire catalog of shitcoin pumping. Where is there to even go anymore? I just want to discuss options plays with other autists, and no one here or on reddit knows how an option even works.

>>27109480
Limp zoomer wrists detected

Is /biz/ dead? I just saw someone say they signed up to Binance to buy Doge but then decided to become a "Link Marine". I can't take this shit anymore.

Want to talk about crypto with /biz/ bros but the entire board is full of insufferable zoomer faggots who just downloaded baby's first trading app

I drew the lines on my chart in an optimistic way

>find a dead company
>pump the price a bit
>logical and savvy traders short the stock (rightfully)
>pump the stock even harder to squeeze the shorts
>price moons, company still dead and useless
>logical handsome savvy short seller get jewed
This can't be legal. I've reported this to the SEC.

ETH is going to 20k isn’t it

>>25170793
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>>25170826
>>25170829

am I retard? I have no clue what's happening in the OP pic and why it's so funny.

Im not very bright at math and i barely passed my college algebra class. How do you think i will do if i chose accounting as a career ?