/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13480863
Based glow fucks

How else do I long oil, Iran seems pretty adamant on closing that straight

>>11993422
His father was a US Senator and owned half of Nebraska, stock market crash and this lucky mother fucker got born a few months after. As is customary his family bought bonds/stocks in his name at the literal bottom of the worlds largest economy. His father also bought more every time he visited the East Coast and was constantly buying land from any desperate person begging for scraps during the 30's. This is why Berkshire Hathaway owns huge swaths of the Midwest, West Coast, Rocky Mountains and Texas. Fast-forward to today, all of that land and all those stocks/bonds are valued at trillions due to America's rapid expansion. He rarely sold, if any, assets throughout his career except for the land when the buying price was good. The moral of the story is to put all of your points into Luck because nothing else matters, coming out of the right hole makes you the richest man in the world.

>>11900346
>I don't understand the concept of rates
Jesus christ, please graduate kindergarten before you put thousands of dollars into something you don't understand.

Does this actually happen? I'm starting a new job, and are they going to charge me more for having an autoimmune disease? My medication is like $50k a year, but it's not like I have control over this stuff like I would an eating disorder.

>>11408633
>a crash this big happens immediately
stocks move much slower than crypto and with shorter hours.

>>10659823
you're right up until the 4th imply
>EU raped by Russian cock within a year
>Russia now makes trade deals for all of Europe with China at its back
>BRICS becomes more powerful than IMF
>South America follows Brazil and chooses Russia(EU)/China/Iran because US continuously toppled their regimes and fucked up their economies for 50 years
>China starts producing weapons instead of toys using their currency backed up by US debt
>Take over most of Asia
>US has to decide between going to war with entire world or agreeing to their trade deals knowing that 20% of their population is illegal and will go back to their home countries if they go to war with them

China could take the economic hit if it meant the US economy would stop functioning.

>>10659839
>consumer spending ends with inflation
>GDP numbers are faked because not actually producing anything and over reported afterwards anyways
>US military using easily hack-able software, outdated hardware, and anything useful and functioning is extremely resource demanding that essentially relies on international trade to be economically viable

>>10188920
>being this naiive

>>7630430
not ironically this

>>7193322
fuck this is too realistic