/biz/ - Business & Finance

>The court rejected Schiff's contention on appeal that the First Amendment protects sales of the book, as the court found that the information it contains is fraudulent, as it advertised that it would teach buyers how to legally cease paying federal income taxes.[30]


Kek, you can't make this shit up.

>>17949399
>Say that perpetual motion machines can't work because of the laws of thermodynamics
>"HURRRR BABBY'S FIRST PHYSICS 101 "

I want to fuck a hooker tomorrow. I pay to cum multiple time for 45min. Since im a degenerate i will cum after 1min kissing. I know me... i stop beeing horny after that shot and will think why didnt i buy btc with that money. I need it hard guys. Hiw do I motivate me after that first cumshot? I wanna be horny all the time. No pills or drugs.

>>14564259
>tfw don't care if coin goes up or down
>tfw totally detached from my own investment

>>14337366
This only applies to social issues. In economic issues Libertarians/Conservatives beat out Socialists, which proves my point.

>These faggots saying it was a chink scam
EVERYTHING IN THIS MARKET IS A SCAM
THERE'S SOMETHING LIKE 5 WORKING PRODUCTS IN ALL OF CRYPTO
YOU INVEST HOPING A CHINK PUMPS YOUR COIN AND YOU CAN MAKE OFF WITH MONEY BEFORE THE DUMP.

what do you call a snail that drinks coffee? espresscargo

>>14037810
Part of growing up is accepting the indifference of the universe and the in-born misery of all. You enjoy what pittances you are allotted until your time is up. Of course, many normalfags live beyond their years and cling till life until it is ripped from their grasp

>>14025846
Give up hope. Once I gave up on hope, I finally became free. I accepted the possibility of being poor forever. I accepted the possibility of living out of a van, working small jobs to make ends meet. And you know ? I'm happier now. Whatever happens, It was all an absurd joke anyway.

>>14006962
Does anyone else buy imaginary internet money just for fun? Seeing it go up and down and taking part in all the memes is fun. I've given up on life and commit everything I do to having fun and enjoying myself

A clown walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender looks sullen, but he approaches the clown and asks for an order. The clown thinks for a moment and then orders a gin and tonic, smiling at the man all the while. It only takes a few moments before the bartender breaks down into a fit of sobbing heaves.
"What's the matter?" says the clown
The bartender collects himself and begins to speak
"Well, when I was a young boy, my father was a military man. He was extremely strict and as a a result he would beat me profusely for every tiny error. My mother was secretly a prostitute and as a result I had many half siblings. My father would regularly beat my mother and when I was 13 I left the home. Itching for work I signed up for whatever was available. My brief stint in the coal mines left me with a permanent cough. But I did meet a girl. We fell in love but she ended up leaving me when a large piece of coal fell on my testicles, crushing them. The whole affair left me heart broken. Eventually, I quit the coal mining and attempted to be a doctor, but I was quickly rebuked because I was blind in one eye and clinically dumb. Later, I spent a good portion of my time nursing sick children, but many of them died because of infection and I was unable to save them. I tried to start a business but got into trouble with a loan shark. With no place to go I fled and set up here as a bartender, with little else to go"
The clown looks at the man and frowns
"Oh sorry I wasn't listening"