/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53788422
>literally follow the white rabbit?
ooOOOooOOOOOOoooOoooo
>>53788426
>Latest eyewitness reports from the scene pin a tall white male around 5'11" inches wearing a black hoodie and black pants leaving a Miami condominium complex. Passersby recall the strong stench of mayonnaise coming from the individual who also was heard yelling "fucking Ryan, I know you did this!" in a high-pitched voice akin to that of a squealing hog. It would also seem as though the victim, now identified as Charles J. Gradante, aged 77, a hedge fund co-founder also had mayonnaise smeared on his face before he was pushed off the balcony of his 44th floor apartment. This is the third death of a hedge fund manager in the last year, all of them connected to Gamestop, in one way or another. Could this be a series of assassinations? Stay tuned for our in-depth investigation tonight at 8pm GMT!!!

WB frens for your mid morning report, im autistic and heres your latest gme news

The stock seems to be OOO despite some butthurt faggots. Way to go gamers. In recent developments, the repeating digits have returned, first sightings in this thread contain a WHACKY pattern:
>>51513733
>>51513766
>>51513799
Shizos are still weighing in on the mysterious occurrence while everyone else remains cozy. Back to you Chet

Frenly Late-Night News Report
Schizo-Autist Edition

WAGMI to you all and let us begin today with some speculative pieces regarding some of our previous broadcasts and breaking news:

>Waning Crescent 35% Moon on September 19th [in relation to moon phase of t-00 launch NFT] = possible signal with the last tweet of the 7,4,1 July, August, Sept tweet sequence happening pre-Sept 19 launch?
>Ryan Cohen tweeted a babyscan 20 weeks ago: https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1510818828695052289?s=20&t=hW6gWtEhnTLrATdkgTK2YQ
Does this mean there is a baby on it's way tomorrow?
>POTUS tweets the following "We understand something that MAGA Republicans in Congress don't. Wall Street didn’t build this country. Working people did."
https://twitter.com/potus/status/1566913759582593025?s=21
Do they know something we don't?
>RC and Arnal asset theory by anon >>512795516
>CIA front's lawsuit v. RC and Arnal theory by anons: >>51267168 >>51267262 >>51267667
good reads for those who didn't catch it by anons this weekend
that's our roundup for schizo theories tonight
and as always folks,

WAGMI

Sunday Early Morning News Report
"to keep you comfy AND informed during your GME weekend!"

>Bed Bath Beyond Exec Gustavo Arnal (j. 2020; prev Avon, P&G) jumps off NYC's Jenga-shaped building located at 56 Leonard Street
>Gustavo was reported to have sold his ~42K shares of BBBY on Aug. 16 for a little over $1M
>RC was named in the New York Post's article on the matter as the billionaire who sold his shares [in Bed Bath & Beyond] after taking on a 10% stake just months before and pledging to make big changes
>The DTCC has been named a partner of the WEF in their initiative to bring about "The Great Reset"
>https://www.weforum.org/organizations/the-depository-trust-clearing-corporation-dtcc
>SEC proposes unlimited access to pension fund and insurance money for the Options Clearing Corp as an alternative to "selling Clearing Member collateral"
>DD linked: https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/x56h7d/the_fox_is_guarding_the_hen_house_the_sec_is/
>Amazon's new Lord of the Rings faces much backlash and critique online and with long-time fans

and as always folks,

WAGMI

After Hours News Report:

>S&P withdraws GME's credit rating at Gamestop's request
>Usually happens when an entity's entire debt is paid off or when the program or programs rated are terminated and the relevant debt extinguished or as a result of mergers and acquisitions ops
>Loopring owns patents to a blockchain financial exchange (long read)
>https://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO2&Sect2=HITOFF&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%2Fsearch-bool.html&r=2&f=G&l=50&co1=AND&d=PTXT&s1=Loopring&OS=Loopring&RS=Loopring

>Susanne Trimbath continues to champion the anti-EU legislation change on behalf of reddit users
>quick reminder that the DTCC committed international securities fraud

and as always folks,

WAGMI

And for today's late afternoon news update

09/01: Market still open as of broadcast
>Former CEO of Riot Games Asia is building a mass-multiplayer MOBA on GAMESTOP with IMMUTABLE X
>ISDA Phase 6 begins today; applying new stricter margin requirements on firms using SWAPS and OTC Derivatives exceeding $8 Bil/day
>Effective 09/02, Citadel Equity Fund and Citadel QSM Fund will be sponsored members of the Government Securities Division
>BofA not even considering credit scores for their new mortgage program EXCLUSIVE to BLACK and LATINO peoples
>back to 50% DRSed
>UK HF co-founder arrested for FX market manipulation

and as always, folks
WAGMI

>>51198576
ty baker-fren for the daily bread

News for today:
>JP Morgan Frankfurt Offices raided
>Gamestop transfers 35M to ImmutableX
>More "Layering" to obfuscate the truth: https://old.reddit.com/gallery/x2l6bb
>One anon notices that DriveWealth de-registered 5 shares from CS back to the broker account

WAGMI

>>51163949
>>51163974
>>51163976
You heard it here first folks, the floor is lava

>>51107983
We have a doubling down of something not GME in the GME thread frens. Back to you at HQ