/biz/ - Business & Finance

It is time to invite you plebs into my world. I never made a bad investment in my entire life.

Every single investment or trade i ever made turned into a profit. Sometimes i come to this board and laugh at all of you poorfags cause you say hilarious shit like

>"losing is part of the learning process"
>"you can't just win all the time" (LOL)

Now that all of you NEETs invested your autism bux into popular cryptos because you didn't realize that its a bubble (for the 100000th time) i offer you some advice.

Take a god damn portion of your investment and spread it out and invest into the future. Be a god damn pioneer.

>"b-b-ut a-a-non it is just so risky"

Risk is just a construct. An Idea some jew put into your head to stop you from winning. Once i realized that there is no such thing as a risky investment and started to take "risks" i won even more.

FIRST FREE BUY ADVICE:

>KMD

Rock solid investment and bound to moon cause it is going to be the preferred way of storage for all of you iswearshes18.jpeg savers.

Is there a limit to how many rooms you can rent out in a home? Like maybe do a custom build and have nothing but small bedrooms in the 2nd floor and basement. Get like 20 Asian kids each paying $500/month.

>>16160139
I get disability and search for jobs 0 hours per week, there's also an exemption list you can get put on for 4 years so you don't have to go to appointments

>>16124562
you my FULL and UNDIVIDED ATTENTION OP.

>>16078144
It's okay anon, just accept you're slave-stock blood-line and get back to what makes you happy.

>>15996460
Why is life so easy.

I wouldn’t know

>>15909765
its time for the nobody doseage and new cosmic tethers will be released brother, repent for your wagie lifestyle now

>>15901418
I'm paid 750 big ones a month by my government, including free housing. I'm literally paid to play video games all day like a good boy as I am a schizo, I took The Nobody Doseage, after browsing /tinfoil/ too much

>>15901166
success is measured by ones own subjective experience with reality, as a NEET i would label myself ultimately successful

Pepe face tattoos are an allegiance to The Nobody

>>15898822
of course, alongside schizophrenia, meme magic and a load of other things

>>15886933
I have 3 kids. If my wife tells me want to divorce, I:
1. Celebrate because it's great to be single and now I can do whatever the fuck I want.
2. Show my wife some statistics about kids who grow up without a dad:
- lower test scores
- higher incidence of drug abuse
- more likely to have teenage pregnancies
3. Then I show her studied about kids who are raised by step parents who are dozens of times more likely to abuse, rape, and murder their step kids than the biological father.

Then I tell my wife to fuck off and good luck in her life, immediately call my mistress to tell her I'm free tomorrow.

tfw you have kings blood.

>>15710888

>>15477571
I live in a nice one bedroom flat in London

>>15436971
NEET here, just spent £1000 on my whitepaper, shits gonna be cash as fuck

>>15292485

Don’t need to steal when wagies give me everything I want for free

Almost hump day wagie.

>>14563972
>no it's totally uncomfortable and shameful, who would want to be a NEET

>>14526639
poor OP

>>14500648

>>13898892
Nexus before it's too late