/biz/ - Business & Finance

I saw Sergey in an upscale steakhouse the other day. At first I couldn’t recognize him because of all the weight he’s put on recently even though I was sitting at the next table over. But I knew it was him after I overheard someone asking the waiter if they served Big Macs, which of course they didn’t, and as I turned around he began to throw a tantrum, tossing his menu onto the floor and pounding his fists on the table.

“Don’t you fucking know what my PSD2 compliant decentralized oracles are going to do for the smart contract economy you stupid wage slave!?” He shrieked, to the shock of the other restaurant patrons. It looked like him and Rory were having an important meeting with financial types before his hangry attitude kicked in, so Rory hastily dug into his leather man purse and pulled out a crumpled, grease-dotted McDonalds bag, gingerly handing it to Sergey under the table.

“Sergey sweetie, you promised you wouldn’t act this way, we’re going to have to go home after this with no second Big Mac if you don’t behave,” stammered Rory, attempting to calm the angry giant. Sergey snatched the bag and retaliated with an extremely loud fart before greedily unwrapping and chowing down on the Big Mac inside. I decided to leave shortly thereafter since I didn’t feel safe around Sergey’s unpredictable behavior, and the fart wafted onto my food anyhow.

>>25150596
MERRY CHRISTMAS CHARLIE BROWN!!

Pile in Bitcoin chads.

>>24850475
PUT ME IN THE FUCKING CAP RIGHT NOW

Chainlink is unironically the worst thing that could have happened to /biz/

We got one shitcoin that honest to God 1000X’d and now you’re all chasing that high again, getting scammed left and right. All major alts are mooning across the board and biz can’t even enjoy it because they’re loaded with with shitcoins that aren’t even in the top 200.

The Golden Bull Run is upon us. All you need to do to make it is hold any crypto in the top 25. Don’t blow this on some ICO bullshit that’s going to exit scam in a month.

HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bitcoin about to hit ATH, /biz/ isn’t even hyped

I remember in 2017 the whole board was nothing but green wojaks and celebration. Now the board has been shilled into so many ICO scams they’re not even hyped when the market moves. They only care about their shitcoin bags

Who here didn’t sell even one penny?

At one point I was down 90%, but I kept doubling down while everyone panic sold. Got in at Chainlink at 20 cents and loaded up my ETH bags under $150. If this is truly the next golden bull market, I’m gonna be rich. Feels good man.