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>China lying about infected rates
>Spreading across EU even after confinement measures
>US about to get nuked with highest exponential rate ever and due no socialised healthcare there will be millions untested thus virus spreading faster than EU
>the impact of this clusterfuck will last for years

Most obvious dead cat bounce ever.

>China lies about magically stopping the pandemic cuz "muh totalitarian communist regime" magic at work
>"we've finally bottomed! buy buy buy!"
>eventually it becomes clear they are bullshitting
>lower lows everywhere

Spainfag here with 100k € in the bank. Should I go:

70% MSCI World Markets (C)
10% MSCI Emerging Markets (C)
10% MSCI Small Caps
10% BTC

And I have an extra 5k that I would leave in cash.