/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57053308
scrub. I make $100k a day as a person who just leaves a few $mil in an MMF.

>>56933069
90% of volume is fake and gay. or at least it was around 2018

>>56511430
This implies a roughly 1.9 trillion dollar market cap. We got 1 trillion a couple of years ago with no inflation so I think almost 2 trillion in a year or 2 with all the inflation we have is feasible

>>STOP SAYING THE NEXT BITCOIN CYCLE WONT MAKE A NEW ALL TIME HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHHHHH

>You look like this, you act like this, you say this

You look like this, you act like this, you say this

>drop more than you can afford into dogecoin and shitfaggotcoin at the height of a bullrun
>it crashes
>you're poor now
>waaaah how could this happen to me
>complain to the government that you lost your money basically gambling
>SEC fucks everyone

people truly are absolute retards

>>55175451
this fuckin outfit

>>54773330
yes, it means he will favor legislation that is kind to btc

>>54696571
my hand says i'm rich but the digits on my accounts say otherwise

>>54535644
rate my setup
>80% BTC
>10% doge
>10% apecoin

>>54415349
selling my ps3 to make rent in 2014 instead of using it to buy 2 bitcoins

>>54404756
>his parents didn't buy him a computer at age 8
ngmi sorry bro

>>54320305
https://www.etrade.wallst.com/v1/stocks/snapshot/snapshot.asp?ChallengeUrl=https://idp.etrade.com/idp/SSO.saml2&reinitiate-handshake=0&prospectnavyear=2011&AuthnContext=prospect&env=PRD&symbol=sjim&rsO=new&country=US

there's still time, you can pick up some US dollars for $0.97 on the dollar

>>53828286
is this from the indictment? statement of facts?

>there are still gme and bbby threads

>>53100036
what's the point of even stealing crypto anyway? it's all publicly accessible on the blockchain. the victim will just report the theft to brokerages/exchanges, who will just freeze the money if it ever touches them. the victim will also just report it to law enforcement who will just track down the thief & keys, or just have the protocol send the money to the owner. so if you steal crypto you basically can't offramp it or probably even spend it anywhere unless you p2p with other undesirables, if you're lucky and fast enough

>>52799942
>the deal didn't fall through because of a missing $1 bil! and fraud on the books It's because cz wanted a $75 mil discount!

kek the congressional hearing will be funny

>>52766406
and we killed him

>>52626224
yes sbf deserves to get fucked. but why wouldn't you read about all the things he's doomed too?

>>52562227

No

You haven't seen the bottom until off ramps start drying up and people are scrambling for the door or be stuck holding imaginary internet money.

>>52558560

>my blood is boiling
>$800