/biz/ - Business & Finance

only legal methods edition

What's a better plan:
>take a loan with your crypto as the collateral and let it liquidate
OR
>live for 6 months in Portugal, gain tax residency, cash out in your new bank acc

Thoughts on getting a female broker?

God I love buying low prices to desperate people who have been trying to get rid of their bags for days and just can't stand it anymore

What are some good dips to snatch today with Friday's profit from MARA and RIOT, bros?

ive started thinking about fiat dollars as just another shitcoin
when statera drops low enough i will put more fiat into it because fiat is also a worthless shit token
prove me wrong

>>25648268
Who the fuck buys at these prices?

-mongoloid stupid banks who dispose tons of central bank printed money

What does bitcoin produce? Nothing

Does it generate anything? Nothing

Its literally like i shit on my desk and take this shit and go to the local market and sell it for 1$ and couple of hours later that shit got sold for 10$ and i go to the buyer and tell him i give you 11$ and buy it from him and then i sell it to another guy for 100$ and that one sells it for 200$ and so on and on. Recognize something? Yeah this does look like a ponzi and the shit still remains shit.
Imma keep on my 3 grant divi per quarter fuck your non producing fraud

Where my green gang at?

Henlo frens
My name is anonymous and i'm currently financially genocided, ventilated and exterminated.

What is the most painful way i can choose to kms please?

>>25452518
rich people stuff, it's better than a yacht, a yacht 2.0 if you will.
You wouldn't understand

>>25435625
Good to know. I'm not american but I did live and work within the US for 6 months back in 2018 through a special program, I got an SSN and I also filled my taxes the next year and everything.

Fast forward in 2020 and I get the first stimulus check out of the blue lel, I managed to contact IRS, explained the situation and told me it was just a small error and will just refund the money back. A few days laters articles appear on news sites talking about how a ton of non-americans got a stimulus check kek

Shill me a new meme stock to get bros, something that hasn't been mentioned. I will 100% get it.

>girl rejects me
>dies in a car crash 3 months later

>>25077177
The right move is to spend that energy figuring out how we're going to make this motherfucking money.

>>24858841
hahahaha very true fren

>>24189286
oh hello sir

i'm an antisemitic neo-nazi and I hold XRP

I just sold my $100 of bitcoin. The bull run will now commence and bitcoin (ticker: BTC) will hit 50k in the next 48 hours. Please thank me for starting the bull run in this thread.

>>23014447
Attention KIKES and CHINKS

I will NEVER, ever sell my Clovies. CLV at $8.00? Didnt sell.
CLV at $3? Didnt sell.
CLV at 10? 50?... 100? 200? 500?

Not selling.

IF you filthy kikes ever want to see these clovies again, you are going to have to pump the price to AT LEAST $2222 per CLV... At which point, AGAIN, you filthy kikes, I AM NOT SELLING

Sincerely,
The richest man in Costco. Praise Chadmin
and FUCK JANNIES, KIKES, NIGGERS, CHINKS AND SPICS

Attention KIKES and CHINKS

I will NEVER, ever sell my Clovies. CLV at $8.00? Didnt sell.
CLV at $3? Didnt sell.
CLV at 10? 50?... 100? 200? 500?

Not selling.

IF you filthy kikes ever want to see these clovies again, you are going to have to pump the price to AT LEAST $2222 per CLV... At which point, AGAIN, you filthy kikes, I AM NOT SELLING

Sincerely,
The richest man in Costco. Praise Chadmin
and FUCK JANNIES, KIKES, NIGGERS, CHINKS AND SPICS

>anonymous poster shamed him into not selling
>he got attached to some shitcoin
>he lost 40% of his money in a few days
>he's gonna cope by saying he's still in profit

You had 3 days.

>>21795782
Estate sale, it was the only real silver among a selection of silver plate, I didn't have cash on me I had to leave it for a minute hoping no one would snag it when the lady said she wanted $5 for it, all I had was 4, had to scrape up change I had accumulated from coinstar machines. I feel bad buying it for so cheap but whatever. This is the first time something like this has happened to me.

*ahem*
May I have your attention?

Nice just bought 100k

The Binance bots are buying Ontology Gas stealthily kek