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This thread is peak 4chan.
A couple of fellows with bags over their heads stumble around in a pit that should have been filled with dirt long ago. In fact, it's scheduled to be filled with dirt. In fact, it IS being filled with dirt. The dumptrucks are already here, they're filling the pit with dirt as we speak.
Meanwhile, the baggies stumble around with blindfolds they tied themselves, slowly becoming swallowed by the earth.
Passersby stop to notice the pit, for it's in a prime location that people tend to pass by. When they notice the baggies, they all laugh from on high. Some throw stones at the baggies for amusement. But none attempt to lift the baggies out of the pit. To save them.
Because they all have the implicit knowledge that anyone silly enough to wander around in a pit with a bag over their head isn't the sort to listen to reason.
All passersby soon after leave, having places to get to. But the baggies can never leave the pit, they have to stumble around in it from dawn, to noon, to sunset, to midnight. Not that they would notice the time difference, with their eyes blindfolded.
It's a strange sort of game, for the pit that had long been an annoying eyeblight on an otherwise good plot of labd in town has now become a festivity for all those without bags over their heads.
Thus ends the tale of the Pit of the Bed, Bath and Beyond.
Good night, baggies.

>>54920374
>raw meat
>raw eggs
Bruh.
I do the rest though, right now while traveling my breakfast is a liter of milk (650kcal) and two little pastries (400kcal), total cost is 2 euros, most of that being the milk. I also recently bought a tub of protein powder for the outrageous price of about a euro per scoop (21g protein), which helps round out the macros.

The other meal of the day is usually goyslop. France seems to think that a california burrito in a rectangular shape is a "taco", but it's very cost effective and usually does have a good amount of protein, even if it's somewhat low quality. Total food expense for the day is like 15 euros.