/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17261964
it was always going to be a somethingburger
pretending that it's a nothingburger was part of the cycle
but it might only be a mcdouble sized somethingburger, not a Big Mac
the size of the burger is still unknown, but it is larger than nothing

(I/we work in burger size analysis for a large financial institution)

>>13990533
listen the 1100 dollars you lost doesn't matter
you think that money is the biggest thing that can be taken from you
but then you came into this thread tonight to throw away the chance to learn from your mistake.

You think you can just come in here and listen to these kids meme picks and make money like that?
In the long run you need to understand what you're doing and be the captain of your own ship.

i could tell you what you did wrong. some of our posters here could even tell you what you did wrong.
but that's just more spoonfeeding. You have to identify what mistake you made clearly. then we can get your money back together :^)

100k ftm manlet reporting in

>trump starts flapping his gums
>3x short SP500
>his goons commence damage control
>3x long

Mathematically cannot lose money doing this.