/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>24315973
post her nudes

>>20586127
Yes, but I constantly fear that I'll lose my job

>>17497799
Based. When I was 14 there was an indian guy who would sell me cigarettes, but he would never sell me porno magazines because he said it was too hard to conceal as I left the store. I guess he had a point, but I could have hid it...

mfw

>>14301862
This is true. I have a FWB and fuck on the regular, but VR porn is so fucking good they shouldn't even call it porn, they need a new name for it. The girls look in your eyes, whisper in your ear, and you can FEEL them there.
>>14301900
I use an oculus with some downloaded VR videos in a normal VR video player.

>>14216663
Not even cute. Seriously could get a better looking girl for 1500 baht in a bangkok bar.

>>14175985
seconded, tits or gtfo

I'm envious of the people here that have loving families that they can rely on, and that would support them no matter what. Often times though, you don't find out if your wife is one of those people until it's too late. When I think about marriage, I consider it betting half my net worth, plus three times the sanity, that I can pick a woman better than everyone who's been divorced by one. It's like putting your life in the hands of a teenager and hoping they don't ruin it. No thanks.

>>13788170
This is (or was) my routine:

>pop 10-20mg tadalafil (cialis) to ward against limp dick
>I also have 25mg pills of viagra on hand to take as needed (more rapid action than cialis)
>Take 200mg harmaline, extracted from syrian rue
>wait an hour for total MAO inhibition
>50-70 mg clean extracted DMT, either ingested or smoked
>get in the tub, have onahole on hand and fresh lube made
>have a kindle fire in there propped up on the toilet seat which is streaming my desktop
>load a porn slideshow (I am a furry so the porn is very colorful/artistic/aesthetic, fun to look at on drugs)
>lube up and work into a rhythm with the onahole
>once I get going, the rule is I'm not allowed to stop bating except to reapply lube or if I'm about to come
>if I'm about to come, it means the DMT is wearing off so I need to redose (easy to do with a pipe, takes longer if ingesting)
>work up to a trancelike rhythm where I am overcome with penile pleasure which almost becomes like torture (because it is so intense and makes me want to come, but I can't come)
>subdue my brain which is telling me to squirm around and stop jerking, anything to get away from this intense pleasure
>eventually my defenses dissolve and I give up my resistance
>muscles go slack, resistance turns to acceptance and I accept my fate as I start getting totally consumed and overcome by pulsating tidal waves of intense dick pleasure
>keep focusing on relaxation, acceptance, and surrender as I explore this new universe of pure pleasure as my mind bounces around between my imagination, memory, old dreams, future aspirations, porn on the kindle, in a glorious schwozzed-out psychic mishmash
>do this for 4-6 hours, no breaks allowed
>when the drugs finally wear off, still don't allow myself to come
>shower up and go to bed with blue balls, my dick still buzzing and my head still wozzed out

Shit's really, really, really, really fun. And profound, if you can believe it.

I don't know about the contraption in the OP, but VR porn is unironically awesome. Your brain falls for it so completely that it starts filling in missing details. For instance, from first person perspective, this hot naked girl looks you in the eyes then whispers in your ear. You can FEEL her there, your mind makes it real. I've had sex that wasn't as good as VR porn.

I have a girlfriend and it sucks. Seriously, get some VR porn, on oculus or Vive. It's better than whatever real girl any of us could possibly get.

You have the right idea, but from the other point of view. The chance of failure is .1, so .1 x .1 x .1 = .001.

99.99% chance that at least one pays.

b) seems to just be .9.

>>11217293
Sorry man, sounds like you didn't pay attention to your incentives.

Think of everything that has to happen in order to have a happy normie life:

>Find high quality roastie.
>Convince said roastie to be loyal, marry you and forsake all other dudes, then bear your children.
>As years go by, roastie never gets unhappy and leaves, claiming cash and prizes.
>Children grow up successful and are actually grateful for everything you sacrificed for them.

It sounds great, but look around you. That shit hasn't been real life for a long time, maybe never.

How many people these days of stable, lifelong marriages? A minority, to put it kindly.

Now, out of that minority, how many dudes are just barely keeping it together, to avoid OPs position? I gotta keep this bitch happy, or I'll be living in a cuckshed paying alimony and child support forever, for kids that hate me now.

So what proportion of people seeking that normie life actually are happy? Less than 10%, I suspect. It's a bad bet, and OP lost.

>>2065281

See you at a buck and a quarter per share famalam