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Once GME closes today below $13.50 I will be assigned 300 shares. Hedgies HATE this little trick because the shares used to settle options are NOT synthetics so it comes at a great expense to themselves.
If not, I will simply roll over my trade again next week and scalp $100+ dollars for free right on the at the money strike price. Heads I win, tails I win. Seethies can sit and do nothing while I hold their feet to the fire and force them to PAY me the right to buy up these shares. This strategy actually forces hedgies to give me cash which I use to buy even MORE GME.

>>57313153
Absolutely fucking BASED
No wonder the shillies are seething so hard today

>>55720130
shills seething that we are impervious to their Tom Foolery.

>>55717025
>>55717052
Sorry, silly shillies. But apes no fight apes around these parts.

>>55500450
Ok

Today I purchased 10 shares of GME

>>54808614
Nice followup anon. With the power of dank and spicy memes will shall persevere.

>>54513581
Just because you write fanfiction baggie, doesn't mean that it's actually gonna come true. You have no proof other than a bunch of sketchy, vague tweets that you've twisted in your room temperature IQ mind to fit your agenda. You can't even listen to basic SEC filings FROM THE COMPANY that contradict what you say

>"b-b-b-ut muh IPO merger!"
>"noooo, the float isn't 400M, the filing is wrong!"

You are retarded and deserve to lose everything. I genuinely think Ryan Cohen is disgusted by people like you and the absolute trash you see trying to get rich quick on Twitter. As I type this, #AMCGORILLAZ is trending. If I saw you in public, I would spit on you and shove you to the ground.

Why yes, I do hold DRS'd GME. Booked of course. And I am indeed planning to hold until the stock price is infinity. That's the way it is and that's that.

>>54073136
This is actually comically obvious. Surprised I have never heard it before.

>>53872244

>>53804776
It was revealed to me in a dream.

>>53757108
>CH4D ID
Thanks for cheering me up, 4chinz

>>53705510
Here is the original

>>53694672
Do it, king.

>53511308
You're right, that is funny because GME will be even bigger

To avoid any confusion, I'm just going to stick with what I've been doing which is buy GME directly from CS and then change them to book status.

>>53163616
A balance sheet with $10BN in capital leveraged 6x it might as well be infinity. How many shorts do you need to cover and who is going to sell you the shares that are being locked up in a vault?
You are correct in your incredulity. It feels too good to be true because the enormity of these crimes are in direct proportion to the profits we can expect to make as they buy back the liabilities they sold.
Not our problem, and my shares aren't for sale for anything less than SIX MILLION DOLLARS.

Excuse me hedgies, but the price isn't low enough. Can you please push it lower? I would appreciate it. Thanks.

>>53099474
Boosed

>>53044510

>>53035058
>Nice try glowie
Based

>>52981422
I'm doing great. Nice digits.

Of course I'm comfy. If I liked buying the stock at 30, I sure as hell like buying it at 20. Investing is all about seeing value where others don't.