/biz/ - Business & Finance

Get to wake up every day in my highest timeline.

>mfw have a 400k folio and the bull market has barely even started
>mfw /biz/ is full of absolutely retarded poorfags with less than six figures and no income buying shitcoins and getting rugged who will never make it
Feels good being 4 standard deviations above the average /biz/let IQ.

>>58190025
>friend
we're in love anon

Post MOASS I'm going to date 21 year old thots. I'm going to spoil them rotten, take them on foreign vacations, stay in luxury villas, capture it all on their instagram as they love to make all of their friends jealous.

Then when they're still in the romance high thinking they've won the lotto and have a "made life", I will ghost them, ruining them forever and alpha widowing them.

15% versus 24% tax rate

Well that's it, I have officially spoken to every girl on campus...

>>58050198
Yes, it's finally over. Ugh the relief is immeasurable.

We got nothing. We lost. Just so glad it's over

I'm on day 3 of not jacking off

>>58015875
Here, hello!

I gave a black man at the train station $40 to get back home. He took my number and said he'd pay me back next week.

Not everyone was destined to make it. I'm glad I could sacrifice my life for those that have. You're welcome BTC holders.

>>57844094
bros we are so early

I am a very based anon (just like you) oldfag who lurked here since 2001.
I wanted to ask, can we stop the racism? I was thinking about it and realized racism is not cool ah ah! All those n-words really... goofy stuff LOL.

I could even say it's gringe! ah!

Thank you, sincereally, a very based and checked anonymous fren.

/thread

When's the third series of the Teddy books coming out then lads?

YOU WON 400 BILLIONS DOLLARZ $$$ CLICK HERE TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

It happens today.
Source: The man on the street wearing a floral bonnet told me.

It's really happening isn't it? I can't quite believe it.

I hope the good guys (Taylor Swift (Democrats)) win the Super Bowl.

I hope everyone here holds GME. Even the shills.

Post MOASS I'm gonna pay my gf to have sex with me rather than other men.

>>57410391
>I mean that happens to some extent but it's not absolute. Even Blackrock has lots of White male investment managers in high positions
It makes sense, they try to balance the need for efficiency with the need of appealing to other systems like big institutions or popular opinion.

A bit like natural vs sexual selection, it makes the picture more clear for me about all this shitshow.

What's the actual % chance of there being a Teddy merger with BBBY & GME? And being distributed shares of Teddy depending on the amount of each you hold?

>>57341381
Thanks OP i'll check it out

A nigger spent 50k to animate himself fucking a cartoon lesbian.