/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51519627
>Zestimate: +$5,500 in the last 30 days
Us ZESTY sisters will win in the end, keep coping rentoid

>>51503653
> +$5,400 in the last 30 days

>>50983146
>dream on rentoid
>my zestimate will never go down
>my zestimate will moon forever
>nothing can stop my Zestimate

>>50963961
Dream on rentoid. Nothing can stop my zestimate.

>>50928683
Zesty Stacie's unite!!

>>50919247
Low builder confidence just means lower supply which is already inadequate. Zestimate is unbeatable!!

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>>50916413
I was only 39 years old
>I loved my Zestimate so much, I had all the charts of it on my wall
>I pray to my Zestimate every night before bed, thanking it for the net worth I've been given
>"Zestimate is love" I say; "Zestimate is life"
>My husband hears me and calls me a slut
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for my Zestimate
>I called him a limp-dicked faggot
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's my Zestimate
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "Interest rates have dropped, rents are skyrocketing and there is no inventory."
>He grabs me and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my myself for my Zestimate
>He penetrates me with his huge Zestimate past my cervix
>It hurts so much but I do it for my Zestimate
>I can feel my cunt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please my Zestimate
>As he moves faster the heat begins to build between my legs
>Soon I'm in rapture with my first orgasm
>My body quivers as he thrusts and I scream in ecstasy "double digit annual increase in home valuation"
>Only my Zestimate can satisfy me
>He roars in mighty chimes of cash registers ringing as he fills my womb with equity growth
>My husband walks in
>My naked body is doused in my Zestimate's home appreciation and my husband sees my satisfied face for the first time in our marriage
>My Zestimate looks him straight in the eyes and says "Remodel the kitchen for an even bigger Zestimate faggot."
>My husband weekly nods his head in agreement as he sobs in the corner
>Zestimate leaves through my window
>Zestimate is love. Zestimate is life.

>>50890399
Next time tell your husbant to buy a zestimate

>>50731735
Fuck off! I'm the real Zesty Stacey

>>50624698
Funny that's like Zestimates not crashing and me keeping all my equity intact.

>>50454305
Of course you the zestimate is the bestimate.

>>50363333
Check my quads

>>50354148
The zestimate is the bestimate

>>50280786
Better buy it quick so you can get your own zestimate

>>50255559
That was affordable as homes will get in your lifetime. If they were too expensive for you then, you will be a rent slave for life. Now get in the pod and eat the bugs.

>>50231717
My zestimate
39

>>50222883
Time to start squatting in Bill's land.

Fun facts about squatting
>squatting (aka adverse possession) is a legal way to gain property for free
>the process of squatting requires you to live on the property for a period as few as three years to as many as 40
>it needs to be obvious to anyone that visits the property that you are living there
>it is also helpful to make improvements and pay property taxes
>remote areas work best for this since fewer people come near the property
>rules for taking possession vary by state so it makes sense to do your homework
>even if the owner finds out you are there they will need to get a judgment in court to get you removed
>since squatting is not a criminal offense police can not keep you from off the property
>in fact without a judgment the owner can not enter it
Squatting is a fun way to have a nice home and potentially get it for free. So rentoid why aren't you squatting? It's the only way you'll ever get a zestimate.

>>50100960
People being fed up being at home does not mean they no longer want their home. Neither does working at the office. The sad fact is there's a existing housing shortage that won't be made up for any time soon. There will come a day when housing experiences a glut again and costs come down but that's not happening now. Better luck next time rentoid.

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>>50041834
I can feel the power of my zestimate expanding

>>50027859
Checked.

https://www.newsweek.com/house-prices-rising-market-crash-fears-interest-fhfa-index-1719857?amp=1

>>50026306
We just can't stop winning my Zesty sisters!