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DUDE JUST SIT IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER FOR 4 YEARS STRAIGHT RESEARCHING THEN GET OUTPERFORMED BY 18 YEAR OLD DOGCOIN TRADERS DUDE JUST RESEARCH NODES STAKING TVL RSI DAPPS NFTS DEX'S RUGPULLS YIELD FARMING GAMEFI GAS SOLIDITY ERC-20 STABLECOINS ORACLES ICOS SHARDING SMART CONTRACTS COMPOUND SCALABILITY PRESALES FORKS AIRDROPS PROTOCOLS TOKENOMICS DAOS LIQUIDITY PARTNERSHIPS L2 ETHEREUM AVALNCHE SOLANA TERRA CRONOS POLYGON COSMOS NEAR TRON XRP BSC FANTOM ICP HEDERA UNISWAP AND 500 OTHER COINS 24/7 AND THEN YOU MIGHT MAKE IT IN 4 YEARS DUDE JUST WATCH THE LINE GO UP AND DOWN ALL DAY LONG AND MANAGE TO NOT GO CRAZY AND BUY WHEN THE LINE IS LOW AND SELL WHEN THE LINE IS UP DUDE JUST DAYTRADE AND MAKE 1% A DAY DUDE JUST LEARN MOVING AVERAGE MACD RSI CCI STOCHIASTIC BOLLINGER BANDS SUPER TREND WILLIAM'S %R VOLUME EMA OPEN INTEREST VWAP TWAP BRAP FIBONACCI RETRACEMENT ADI CORRELATION COEFFICIENT MONEY FLOW INDEX ACCULUMATION DISTRIBUTION DUDE JUST DONT GET HACKED AND JUST USE 100X LEVERAGE THEN IT ONLY HAS TO GO UP 1% TO DOUBLE YOUR MONEY DUDE JUST BROWSE /BIZ/ ALL DAY LONG AND MANAGE TO NOT GO CRAZY GOING THROUGH 100,000 PEPE WOJAK BOBO MUMU AND SNIB POSTS TO GET THAT 1 RARE GEM POST THAT MIGHT GIVE YOU A 5X RETURN IF YOU BUY AT THE RIGHT TIME NOW DUDE JUST BUY SONIC ETHER OBAMA HARRY POTTER 100 DOGE CUNT COCK BUTT COIN EARLY AND WAIT FOR THAT 100,000X DUDE JUST PUT ALL OF YOUR MONEY INTO A YIELD FARM AND MAKE 40% A YEAR ON A COIN THAT DEPRECEATES 80% IN VALUE A YEAR DUDE JUST BUY BITCOIN AND HOPE THAT IT WILL BECOME THE WORLD RESERVE CURRENCY IN LIKE 40 YEARS DUDE JUST BUY THE HYPERLINK TO A FUNNY PICTURE OF A MONKEY FOR HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS AND RESELL IT TO SOMEONE ELSE FOR A HIGHER PRICE

DUDE JUST TRADE CRYPTO LMAO

DUDE JUST SIT IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER FOR 2 OR 3 YEARS STRAIGHT DOING NOTHING BUT STARING AT LINES ALL DAY AND MAKE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OR MILLIONS OF DOLLARS THEN DON'T SELL AND LOSE IT ALL CAUSE YOU TOLD YOURSELF THAT THE TOP WASN'T IN YET THEN KEEP STARING AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN FOR 4 MORE YEARS FOR THE SLIM HOPE THAT YOU MIGHT MAKE IT ALL BACK AGAIN LMAO

DUDE, JUST SIT IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER FOR 1-2 YEARS STRAIGHT AND MAKE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OR MILLIONS OF DOLLARS BUT DON'T SELL ANYTHING BECAUSE YOU TOLD YOURSELF YOU WERE ONLY A "2X/3X" AWAY FROM MAKING IT THEN PROCEED TO LOSE IT ALL OVER THE NEXT YEAR THEN JUST CONTINUE TO SIT IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER SCREEN FOR 3 MORE YEARS IN THE HOPES THAT MAYBE ONE DAY YOU'LL MAKE IT AGAIN, LMAO

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DUDE JUST GO TO UNIVERSITY FOR 4 YEARS AND DO 500 LEETCODE PROBLEMS AND GET AN INTERNSHIP AND DO PERSONAL PROJECTS AND APPLY TO HUNDREDS OF DIFFERENT COMPANIES AND MAYBE ONE DAY YOU MIGHT GET A COMFY WFH JOB

DUDE, JUST SIT IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER FOR 2 YEARS AND MAKE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OR MILLIONS OF DOLLARS BUT DON'T SELL ANYTHING BECAUSE YOU TOLD YOURSELF YOU WERE ONLY "2X OR 3X" AWAY FROM MAKING IT AND LOSE IT ALL OVER THE NEXT YEAR THEN JUST CONTINUE TO SIT IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER SCREEN FOR 3 MORE YEARS IN THE HOPES YOU SOMEHOW MAKE IT AGAIN, LMAO

DUDE JUST MAKE THE EXACT SAME THREAD EVERY 3 DAYS

DUDE JUST PUT 10% OF YOUR MONEY AWAY INTO A INVESTMENT ACCOUNT YOU CAN NEVER WITHDRAW FROM AND CAN ONLY BUY BOOMER STOCKS WITH AND JUST WAIT UNTIL LITERALLY THE END OF YOUR LIFE AS YOUR 60 YEARS OLD AND OLD AND FRAIL TO CASH OUT MAYBE AT BEST, MAYBE 50 MILLION(JUST 500K IN 2024 DOLLARS) AND TRY AND RETIRE ON THAT LMAO

DUDE JUST POST THE EXACT SAME THREAD EVERY 3 DAYS

>DUDE JUST POST LITERALLY THE EXACT SAME THREAD EVERY 3 DAYS LMAO

>DUDE JUST LIVE IN THIS DIFFERENT EXTREMELY CHERRY PICKED LOW PRICED HOME I DECIDED TO TAKE A SCREENSHOT OF AND UPLOAD TO /BIZ/ REPEATEDLY EVERY FEW DAYS FOR THE PAST YEAR TO STIR UP (YOU)'S IN A 1000 POPULATION VILLAGE 3 HOUR DRIVE AWAY FROM CIVILIZATION WHERE THERE'S NO JOBS AND ONLY 3 MONTHS OF THE YEAR IS THERE ANY GOOD WEATHER AND THERE'S LITERALLY NOTHING TO DO BUT WATCH TV AND EVERYONE IS OVER THE AGE OF 40 AND MAYBE YOU'LL BE ABLE TO AFFORD TO BUY A HOME LMAO

DUDE JUST WORK A JOB FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE LMAO

DUDE JUST GLOAT AND MOAN ABOUT IT ON A ANONYMOUS RACIST INTERNET FORUM, DUDE JUST NEVER TAKE ACTION, NEVER IMPROVE ANYTHING, DON'T PROVIDE ANY ADDITIONAL VALUE TO SOCIETY, JUST EXPECT THINGS TO BE HANDED TO YOU AND OTHER PEOPLE TO PROVIDE VALUE AND LABOR AND EFFORT TO YOU FOR FREE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, DUDE JUST BE AN NPC IN THIS WORLD AND BE SURPRISED WHEN YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING OUTSIDE BEING AN NPC, DUDE JUST DO THE SAME BRAINLESS MOTIONS OVER AND OVER EVERY DAY AND EXPECT DIFERENT RESULTS, JUST KEEP BEING IN A DOOMER MINDSET WHERE NOTHING WILL EVER CHANGE BRO LMAO

DUDE JUST LIVE IN A 150 YEAR OLD HOUSE AROUND WIGGERS AND CRACKHEADS AND JUNKIES IN A 1000 PERSON TOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE WHERE THERE'S NOBODY UNDER THE AGE OF 30 AND NO JOBS AND NOTHING TO DO LMAO

DUDE JUST SIT IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER FOR 2 OR 3 YEARS STRAIGHT WHILE STARING AT LINES ALL DAY, MAKE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OR MILLIONS OF DOLLARS BUT DON'T SELL AND LOSE IT ALL THEN KEEP STARING AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN FOR 4 MORE YEARS IN THE HOPES YOU SOMEHOW BECOME RICH AGAIN LMAO

DUDE JUST SPEND LESS MONEY AND PENNY PINCH AND ACT LIKE YOU'RE IN POVERTY INSTEAD OF MAKING MORE MONEY WHICH IS 100X EASIER THAN DOING ALL OF THIS STUPID FUCKING SHIT LMAO

DUDE JUST LIVE AROUND NIGGERS AND WIGGERS AND CRACKHEADS AND WATCH ALL YOUR NEIGHBORS DIE FROM AN OPIOID OVERDOSE IN A TINY 1000SQFT HOUSE BUILT IN 1925 IN A DYING CITY WITH NO JOBS THAT PAY MORE THAN $40K A YEAR HOURS AWAY FROM ANYTHING RELEVANT IN AMERICA AND MAYBE YOU'LL BE ABLE TO AFFORD A HOUSE LMAO

DUDE JUST SIT IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER FOR 3 YEARS STRAIGHT WHILE STARING AT LINES ALL DAY, MAKE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OR MILLIONS OF DOLLARS BUT DON'T SELL AND LOSE IT ALL THEN KEEP STARING AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN FOR 4 MORE YEARS TO BECOME RICH AGAIN LMAO

DUDE JUST ACHIEVE ONLY A TOP 5% INCOME TO BE ABLE TO AFFORD A WOODEN BOX THEN THEN SPEND 40% OF YOUR INCOME ON THAT WOODEN BOX FOR BASICALLY THE REST OF YOUR LIFE LMAO

DUDE JUST BUY CRYPTO WHEN ITS LOW AND SELL WHEN ITS HIGH AND YOU CAN RETIRE WITHOUT HAVING TO WORK ANOTHER DAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE JUST FROM CLICKING BUTTONS AT THE RIGHT TIME LMAO

DUDE JUST SPEND 50% OF YOUR POST TAX INCOME ON SOME DIRT AND A WOODEN BOX FOR 30 YEARS LMAO

DUDE JUST ROT AND DIE IN A 5000 POPULATION VILLAGE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE WITH NOTHING TO DO NEXT TO WIGGER CRACKHEADS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE LMAO

DUDE JUST ROT AND DIE IN A 5000 POPULATION VILLAGE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE NEXT TO WIGGER CRACKHEADS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE LMAO

DUDE JUST GO TO COLLEGE FOR 4 YEARS AND GET 100 THOUSAND DOLLARS IN DEBT SO WHEN YOU GRADUATE AND GET A JOB YOUR INCOME CAN BARELY LET YOU AFFORD LIVING IN THE SHITTIEST APARTMENT WITH ROOM MATES IN ANY DECENTLY SIZED CITY THAT'S NOT BUMFUCK NOWHERE, KANSAS FOR THE NEXT DECADE LMAO

DUDE JUST ROT AND DIE IN A 5000 POPULATION VILLAGE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE LMAO