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Up 1.46% ($365) today, but still down $100 this week. Thanks for the cheapies, Uncle Powell.

T-thanks for the cheapies, Uncle Powell!

This is Jerome Powell, Chairman of the Federal Reserve! Say something nice about him!

Hey Faggots,

My name is Jerome Powell, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the the economy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any dividends? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of their poverty, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than buying Big 5 at $9.50.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am Chair of the Federal Reserve, and hand picked by Trump. What investments do you make, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get mad gains, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just did some technical analysis; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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