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It's all pain from here until early 2024. You've been warned.

Now I have become death, the destroyer of worlds.

>be me
>did reasonably well over the last two bull runs
>didn't buy on january 1
>assumed a contrarian position because everyone was bullish for seemingly no reason
>cramer saying buy
>everyone saying buy
>fed officials like yellen saying everythings fine
>definitely_a_red_flag.tif
>cpi comes in not as hot as it was a year ago but people fail to understand that it is the equivalent of being down 90% then scoring a 2x on your 10% remaining
>$100 -> $10 -> $20 omgwtfbbqlmao we are BACK
turns out being contrarian was the exact opposite of what i was supposed to do
turns out the bull run started on january 1 and all the "it is a new tax season!" memes were unironically the right thing to do

i feel like capitulating and taking all that stagnant cash and going back into markets but sure enough tomorrow everything will dump im sure
fuck
my
life

Bobobros. Don't short now. Now is not the time. Yes the overall situation is bearish, and yes it's going to dump quite a bit -- but not yet. This right now is a bear trap; look at the 4H Stoch RSI -- it's an obvious bear trap.

At this moment,
do you feel....

euphoric?

You're losing a lot of money right now.

I fear for people who haven't sold their crypto currencies yet.

We have identified an unusual $SPX split that expires on June 7, 2023 with a strike price of $3,400.00

7,500 PUT contracts with a price of $0.85 (Mid-Market) were purchased at a $637,500 premium.

The price of $SPX at the time of execution (11:04 AM ET) was $4,144.18

Why are you retards so emotionally attached to random shitcoins? Just by this fact alone I would assume most of you are little children. They are all vehicles to make money. "Believing" in Altcoin#10531 makes you very stupid. Hold BTC and ETH for the better part of the cycle and get into lower caps later (and SELL them instead of bagholding).

Most of the altcoins from the last cycle won't make ATHs. I suggest getting into newer ones with no bagholders. Still plenty of money to be made in alts, but holding dead 2017 shitcoins is not one of them. Needed to be said.

Or maybe you want me to say how your favorite project IS the next eth and you and your little discord group are the only ones who recognize it's true potential. In other words... sell LINK, it's probably going to $1.50-$2.50

>>55025883
si onions bobo

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>>54877438
take your meds

We're probably gonna giga dump but I'm too busy tomorrow for puts reeeeee

Fednow spells the end of the crypto rich neet dream with your little gay crypto debit cards. Every single transaction will go through The Fed, your tax evasion crimes will be revealed really quickly. Your crypto will be seized and market dumped by the fbi.

You gonna get raped

It's not dumping fast enough for my taste. I want to see bulls screaming in pain and anguish.

why can't we short real estate properties with crypto

SHORT ORANGE JUICE
>SHORT ORANGE JUICE

>>54584704
Sell signal, holy shit.

Never seen such blatant market manipulation before. I hope the SEC is watching.

someone is artificially keeping the markets up

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