/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Looking for highly motivated team-players looking to make an impact.
> must be comfortable with a fast-paced startup environment.
> 2-4 years relevant work experience
> bachelor’s degree
> love dogs

Also my favorite:
>”So anon, let me tell you a bit about how we do things around here.”
>”Think of the office like a human body, every part is equally important and has to pull its weight, but also sometimes parts need to do some heavy lifting when other parts can’t do it. We’re a big office with a small office feel haha”
> “haha so what are the women, the appendix?”
> “Anon, um that’s really offensive, I don’t think you’re the right fit anymore”
Turned out the interviewer was a resistance facebook posting soiboi white knight. The look on his face when I said it was priceless, it was a mix of fury and fear, like what kind of creature could say a joke like that.

Test post, please ignore

Also fuck jannies

I never had a job or worked a day in my life and I am 29 years old.
I live with my parents on 500 square meters for free in a big house, we even have a pool. every month I get NEETbucks and I get money from my parents so at the end of the month I have 1800€ for myself but I put most of it into chainlink since september 2017.

>mfw I pretend to shit and just take a 20min break while sitting on the toilet a couple times every day

Jannie, are you ok?
So, Jannie are you ok
Are you ok, Jannie?
Jannie, are you ok?
So, Jannie are you ok
Are you ok, Jannie?
Jannie, are you ok?
So, Jannie are you ok
Are you ok, Jannie?

daily reminder that bobo is a nigger

>>15432941
Jannie, are you ok?
So, Jannie are you ok
Are you ok, Jannie?
Jannie, are you ok?
So, Jannie are you ok
Are you ok, Jannie?

Janny are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Janny?
Janny are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Janny?
Janny are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Janny?
Janny are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Janny?

Janny are you okay?
Will you tell us, that you're okay?
There's a thread on the first page
And he dabbed you, a tuxedo, Janny
He came into your report cue
Left the Pepe, saying "FUCK YOU"
And then you cried to the mod too
You were dabbed on
It was your doom

Janny are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Janny?
Janny are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Janny?
Janny are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Janny?
Janny are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Janny?

You've been memed by
You've been dabbed by
A cute criminal

Chainstink

>tfw Link ico holder
>Literally iron clad FUD deflector shell
>all this weak as shit "fud"

Is there actually any good fud yet...?

>>14789749
I spend the time doing research and buying the dip

>>14697678
OP ARE YOU OKAY
ARE YOU OKAY OP

Who NEVER selling their Link?

Even if Link gets hacked, exit scams, or goes to $0 I will NEVER SELL

>>14621614
He probably fell for the fud and bought a shitcoin instead

Sorry OP

exactly smart contracts.. so who's making the official yacht party fund?

Who else got their Vidties in cold storage and don't give a shit about these pajeet and discord trannies desperately trying to fud a low MC cap for some I known reason

I mean, how greedy can you be it's already low

WAGIE ARE YOU OKAY
ARE YOU OKAY WAGIE

WAGIE ARE YOU OKAY
ARE YOU OKAY WAGIE

WAGIE ARE YOU OKAY
WILL YOU TELL US
IF YOURE OKAY WAGIE

WE LEFT SIGNS IN THE BULL FLAG
THAT IT WOULD BE STINKY

WE SAID $1000 EOY
AND LEFT CUMSTAINS ON THE CARPET

THEN YOU RAN INTO THE MCDONALDS
YOU WERE KEKED DOWN
IT WAS YOUR DOOM

WAGIE ARE YOU OKAY
WAGIE ARE YOU OKAY
ARE YOU OKAY WAGIE

WAGIE ARE YOU OKAY
WAGIE ARE YOU OKAY
ARE YOU OKAY WAGIE

YOU BEEN SWUNG BY
YOUVE BEEN BOGGED BY
A SMOOTH LINK MARINE

>Airbus
>EU advisor on team
>Monthly burns

What a solid gold nugget we found lads

>tfw managed to fuck a girl in a lucid dream
>gf jew, porn jew, VR jew and prostitute jew defeated
Is this what making it feels like?

SWINGIE ARE YOU OKAY?
WILL YOU TELL US THAT YOU'RE OKAY?
THERE'S A SOUND ON THE DELTA
THEN IT STRUCK YOU - A GREEN DILDO SWINGIE

SERGEY CAME INTO THE MARKET
LEFT BIG MAC STAINS ON THE CARPET
AND THEN YOU YOU RAN INTO YOUR BEDROOM
YOU WERE STRUCK DOWN
IT WAS YOUR DOOM

>by 2020 /biz/ will be full of millionaire nazi hackers
Based timeline

SWINGIE ARE YOU OKAY?
WILL YOU TELL US THAT YOU'RE OKAY?
THERE'S A SOUND ON THE DELTA
THEN IT STRUCK YOU - A GREEN DILDO SWINGIE

WAGIE ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU OK WAGIE?
WAGIE ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU OK WAGIE?
WAGIE ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU OK WAGIE?
WAGIE ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU OK WAGIE?

>>13973065
exposing you r*dditors is too easy.