/biz/ - Business & Finance

you are the worst jannies you let scam up and prune haircomb

Don't worry fuddie, when it hits $10 I'll be happy to show you how to tie a noose

i am short bitcoin.

>post yfw you are not am*rican

Euroking here, im just here to watch amerishart suffering

I'm gonna use the money to construct a 6,000 square foot goonhouse.

I staked 7000 Chainlink (ticker: $LINK) tokens out of my XXX total stack. I am now unable to sell those 7000 tokens and so are many other anons in the business and finance board of 4channel.org.

Those 7000 tokens will stay out of circulation for at least one year.

My enemies are furious. I am at peace with myself.

>They missed the generational bottom because they wanted to wait for 12k
Imagine being this greedy?
15k was the absolute bottom, it will never in the rest of history go lower

>>51116748
short-sellers, obviously

i shorted and i'm always right
liq: 22500

post them funnies

i shorted at 20,700
liq price 21,200

QUICK
FAST
RIGHT NOW THIS SECOND
POST SOME GET RICH IDEAS (SCHEMES IF YOU WILL)
DO IT FAST

Buying the right alts rightnow is x50+ opportunity for the next 2-3 years, If you ignore bears greed and mass fear mongering you'll understand that rightnow is the point of generational wealth longs.

Few more gents and we can get started. Feel free to grab a drink, we have an open bar tonight

Does free money exist?

The university professor challenged his students with this question. Did Satoshi Nakamoto create free money for anyone who buys bitcoin and holds? A student bravely replied, “Yes, he did!”

“Satoshi Nakamoto created a perfect ponzi? The professor asked.

“Yes sir”, the student replied.

The professor answered, “If Satoshi Nakamoto created the perfect ponzi, then how come my position isn't up yet, and according to the principal that scarcity is the reason why bitcoin is valuable, how come my unobtanium isn't valuable yet”? The student became quiet before such an answer. The professor was quite pleased with himself and boasted to the students that he had proven once more that buy and hodl crypto was a myth.

Another student raised his hand and said, “Can I ask you a question professor?”

“Of course”, replied the professor.

The student stood up and asked, “Peepeepoopoo, stinky doodoo?”

The professor sat down.

The young man’s name — Albert Einstein.

>>30228050
50% of my portfolio is still GME at an untouchable cost basis.

All smiles

>>30218857
As much as I hate you for being an obnoxious tranny I have to admit you have some serious balls :^)

>>30075827
That's just my take on the subject. I believe the chans, reddit, stocktwits etc. are all goldmines, even twatter. The problem imo lies in binarizing whatever the sentiment alanysis NNs shit out with "bullishness" and "bearishness".

Now that I'm done with my thesis I'm unironically going to make a wojak index. If it's successful I'll spam it here for you fags, screenshot this.

bros there was a big pump to begin this week- is it going to continue- i'm not seeing any pink wojaks yet. i'm thinkin sell on wednesday

>deselect

This coordinated website design FUD is bullish as fuck. Unironically bought another 5 mil.

Lemme hear the bets for todays GME close.