/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>10640292
Here's a TL;DR list of theories from the last thread. If any of them happen, /smg/ successfully used chaos magic to predict Elon Musks fate
>Elon scams a technology company
>Grimes gets Elon to sell his shares or recuse himself
>Tesla gets a director who previously worked at Tesla and/or smokes weed
>Tesla fully liquidates existing inventories to meet obligations
>Boston SEC tweets
>Tesla fan boy kills himself over this
>either no D&O insurance or begs a bank for a private take over
>flees to the virgin islands or central account
>The company doesn't have AI
>there is no private investor, the press goes insane
>Space X buys Tesla @ 420
>investors reject the $420 vote
>420 price is reduced

With so many options, one of us has to be right