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Greatest ally. Anyway, not if China dumps on global bond holders first by refusing bailouts.

>>58177950
You really should blame the Romans for this.
>>58178009
It was found out he kept a client list. You think he would have learned his lesson.

Holy FUCK hedgie bros, GME is STILL above $0.75 and the bank turd lending program ends. Today!

WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO DO?

>>57944787
Fuck am looking at the dax? I've felt like it's somehow faker and gayer than the US but that's just from eyeballing it with post bacon burger clarity; I'd love to hear more

Good thing the Jews turned out to be the good guys. I kind of thought getting their hands on crypto and then dumping asset prices would be their work-around to sharply raising interest rates to lower inflation before the election. Like it might be a good way because it could entice people back to bonds too and their banks might be saved and the yield curve would uninvert and stuff; but no. They just let btc rise to 70k and didn't crash it next Monday I guess we were all wrong

Literally just call a temp agency and say you can pass a drug test. Because of Obama care and nigger equity companies need a degree of separation for their new hires.

On the bright side they will bend over backwards for kids still on their parent's insurance because they see that as free money kek

Anyone else looking forward to government shutdown?
Will the Fed be involved in the shutdown and can't Reverse Repo?