/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23233999
These digits, how can I possibly check them all? I am but a single man.

>>16026985
write a call. Boom. that's your sell and you get paid to do it. checkmate option buyers. also rip twitter.

>>15993569
>Not sure why I should keep buying QYLD now that Schwab lets me buy KNG for free... also qqqx and vig
higher dividend and capital appreciation yield. kng and qqqx pale in comparison to qyld, with the former also only paying quarterly. there's really no reason not to buy qyld over anything unless you can write the calls on stock yourself. exdiv is tomorrow btw.

>>15523639
>mother fucker did dumb shit, and now we have to help him.
Did he try putting sticks and shit underneath the tires yet? or call AAA? Hell, even if his phone says no service, he should still attempt a 911 call - it'll route to towers he doesn't normally get service on.
>>15523630
Most stocks are obscure. Like, +200 on the s&p alone trade at less than $5 mil worth of volume lmao. You aren't gonna out-trade anything for shit on a screener. If you want some actual highish level strat stuff, look into kelly betting and how to apply it to credit spreads and such. Takes nothing more than some highschool calc.

>>15491318
my boss hasn't laid me off yet, i thought he was gonna do it at the end of august but i guess not. He fired my assistant in front of me though. poor bastard almost went to tears. idk. im looking for a new job atm.

>>14152622
There's a parallel universe where everything is the same except 4chan is a board for furry instead of anime and anime is banned under global rule 3.

>>13822786
There is absolutely no conceivable way you should know this info. Also, birds don't have fur.

>>13686777
I can check that.