/biz/ - Business & Finance

You need to destroy your competitors by waging low-intensity guerilla warfare in the office

Some tactics include
>tampering with coffee, cream, or milk
>detonating sulfur based prank stinkbombs at a well timed moment
>leaving crude post-it notes in strategic locations
>hiding office supplies
>knowing where your coworkers live and their commute
>bringing dirt powder with you and mixing with water to create mud, can be placed on shoes and on the carpet to make a coworker seem careless and messy
>create fake social media profiles to gather personal information on coworkers(works best if it's an attractive member of the opposite sex)

What do you think you owe your parents?

I don't owe them anything. I told them tonight by the time I'm 30 I will take every single penny they've earned from them for treating me how they did for 20 years.

I will not help them at all and the moment I'm finished college they are dead to me, I will never speak or have anything to do with my family the day I graduate, I'll never ever speak to them after that day.

What do you think you owe your parents?

I don't owe them anything. I told them tonight by the time I'm 30 I will take every single penny they've earned from them for treating me how they did for 20 years.

I will not help them at all and the moment I'm finished college they are dead to me, I will never speak or have anything to do with my family the day I graduate, I'll never ever speak to them after that day.

What do you think you owe your parents?

I don't owe them anything. I told them tonight by the time I'm 30 I will take every single penny they've earned from them for treating me how they did for 20 years.

I will not help them at all and the moment I'm finished college they are dead to me, I will never speak or have anything to do with my family the day I graduate, I'll never ever speak to them after that day.

What do you think you owe your parents?

I don't owe them anything. I told them tonight by the time I'm 30 I will take every single penny they've earned from them for treating me how they did for 20 years.

I will not help them at all and the moment I'm finished college they are dead to me, I will never speak or have anything to do with my family the day I graduate, I'll never ever speak to them after that day.