/biz/ - Business & Finance

I will buy even more shorts. Delusional retards

Link is a fucking scam that will go to 0 and Oracles are pointless inefficient middlemanning that nobody will use. You have been warned.

What is China waiting for

>>13521450
>tfw have to plot a Machiavellian scheme to make the retarded roasts living with me don't leave rotting fruit in the common area
Shit's intense

>>13168150

just do all of your seduction from a sitting down position

just work out like crazy but buy yourself a wheelchair, tell women you had an accident at an athletics competition, and that you're 6ft, it's harder to gauge someone's height when they're sat down, but no woman would ever question you in a wheelchair, you'd be going for that sympathy fuck and doing pretty well out of it

then if you hit it off with one and wanna go long term, just tell them you're getting spinal surgery at a top clinic in another country, move abroad for a few months and enjoy being away from her for a while, scrap the wheelchair, come back walking and be like "baby I'm back!".

She will be so happy for you that it's unlikely she'll say too much about your height but if she does tell her being in a wheelchair doing weights led to spinal compression but that this is reversible over time and that you will go back to being 6ft over a few years

of course she forgets about this and it never happens but you could buy some lifts for inside your shoes and then buy those stupid fucking shoes bono wears, if she questions you on this just say that you are a massive U2 fan and that Bono helped you through the darkest days of your recovery, actually have 'where the streets have no name' playing in the background when you start saying this as it is impossible to remain dry eyed through that song, again by getting her into guilt mode she will cease her questioning

fucking masterplan

amoral/immoral ways to make money?

amoral/immoral ways to make money?

>who here going /insane/
I currently have millions of Doge stuck in a transaction between exchanges for 3 hours while the price is fluctuating like crazy

My mood disorder is mooning violently. Feels so fucking good.

bull

link 999 dollars

>>10197847
MBTI is a thinly veiled behavioral nudging psyops for normies

t. INTJ

>>9760858

>go to popular crypto Github
>mess up all the code, delete lines, add random words
>save as latest version, override old versions
>short that coin when the new code updates
>make millions

Cardano holders...sell soon. That's all I'm going to say.

it's about to pop off.

grab your wojacks faggots, it's time.

>>8810809
Damn, that's pretty /devilish/

Nobody on this board knows anything about business or finance, right? Because I sure as hell don't.

Greetings /biz/nessmen, like many of you I'm a bit of a sperg loser but I need to make myself look presentable on a resume. I'm trying to get a mech e internship. What are some good ways to stretch the truth and make me more presentable? I won't be lying by the way, I'm a good boy.

I do not like the environment at all plus I'm poorly paid. Why can't they just leave me alone and let me do my job?

Issues so far:
> Gay nigger on my office team acts like a freak.
> I avoid him.
> He cusses at me for avoiding him.
> He only gets a slap on the wrist and supervisor says there are two sides to a story even after the nigger admitted it.
> All solutions she provides are to move on or more work on my end than the nigger that end with me getting along with him somehow as I eventually found out
> Months pass, he continues to try offering me food and stuff (I don't accept, I don't trust him) she wants me to be more friendly to him.
> WTF why she keep siding with him!?
> Fairly sure she is trying to manipulate me as she seems to treat me in a flirtatious manner compared to the rest of my coworkers.


> Fat single mom with big tits
> Gets along with me
> Begins talking shit on others every now and then (suspicious that she might be doing the same about me behind my back)
> Eventually complains about a superior who likes me but hates her
> Oh shit
> Coworker catches us talking about the lady in question, luckily in a moment when I was simply stating what I was ordered to do


I mean come on what the flying fuck. They want me to be politcally correct and to get along with a douche. Anyone else deal with this kinda work environment?

Look at it this way /biz/, the market was way overextended. Every shitcoin out there was being pumped into oblivion, every norman out there buying ripple to get in on the hype.

But now? Now the normans will get the fuck out again, and us autists will make all the money. All the normans that got in recently will have gotten burnt to the millionth degree, and all the normans on the fence will see the news and say "I knew I was right about that bitcorn bein a scam."

Most of us are still up and we will be for the forseeable future. Now we just wait. No more normans, the money comes back to us again. It's gonna be a replay of 2017 people.

This board isn't moderated anymore. It's the wild west just like crypto....and I kind of like it

>Mfw people think this is a L*NK pump

You ain't seen nothing yet

>>3679737
Put all 200k into crypto and start daytrading.

I recently won 600 usd from playing slot machines with beginners luck.I'm looking to invest some of it in crypto and weed stocks.Help me reach the moon /biz/