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JSONPARSER 2049:

2020:
NEETS are bioengineered humans. Used by SmartContract Corporation for manual processing real world data.
Their enhanced autism made them ideal slave labor.

After a series of violent anonymous basement rebellions, their employment became prohibited and SmartContract corp went bankrupt.

The collapse of ecosystems in the mid 2020s led to the rise of industrialist Craig Wright, whose mastery of synthetic bitcoin farming averted world's famine for new vaporwave virtual currencies and asset tokenization.

Wright acquired the remains of SmartContract Corp, copyrighted the whitepaper, and created a new line of NEETS who obey.

2049:
Many older models — 'Biz 4' with open-ended, yet close-minded, lifespans — survived.
They are hunted down and 'retired' for damaging behavior deviations, namely BigMac diet.

Those that hunt them still go by the name...

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2020:
NEETS are bioengineered humans. Used by SmartContract Corporation for manual processing real world data.
Their enhanced autism made them ideal slave labor.

After a series of violent anonymous basement rebellions, their employment became prohibited and SmartContract corp went bankrupt.

The collapse of ecosystems in the mid 2020s led to the rise of industrialist Craig Wright, whose mastery of synthetic bitcoin farming averted world's famine for new vaporwave virtual currencies and asset tokenization.

Wright acquired the remains of SmartContract Corp, copyrighted the whitepaper, and created a new line of NEETS who obey.

2049:
Many older models — 'Biz 4' with open-ended, yet close-minded, lifespans — survived.
They are hunted down and 'retired' for damaging behavior deviations, namely BigMac diet.

Those that hunt them still go by the name...

JsonParsers

>>18365115
2020:
NEETS are bioengineered humans. Used by SmartContract Corporation for manual processing real world data.
Their enhanced autism made them ideal slave labor.

After a series of violent anonymous basement rebellions, their employment became prohibited and SmartContract corp went bankrupt.

The collapse of ecosystems in the mid 2020s led to the rise of industrialist Craig Wright, whose mastery of synthetic bitcoin farming averted world's famine for new vaporwave virtual currencies and asset tokenization.

Wright acquired the remains of SmartContract Corp, copyrighted the whitepaper, and created a new line of NEETS who obey.

2049:
Many older models — 'Biz 4' with open-ended, yet close-minded, lifespans — survived.
They are hunted down and 'retired' for damaging behavior deviations, namely BigMac diet.

Those that hunt them still go by the name...

JsonParsers

>>17934772
>>17933902
Smart contract was deployed to delete this thread.

>family friend is a high ranking executive at Citi
>chatting with him about crypto at a party couple weeks ago
>he knows way more about smart contracts and decentralized oracles than most of the neets here
uhhh.... guys

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2020:
NEETS are bioengineered humans. Used by SmartContract Corporation for manual processing real world data.
Their enhanced autism made them ideal slave labor.

After a series of violent anonymous basement rebellions, their employment became prohibited and SmartContract corp went bankrupt.

The collapse of ecosystems in the mid 2020s led to the rise of industrialist Craig Wright, whose mastery of synthetic bitcoin farming averted world's famine for new vaporwave virtual currencies and asset tokenization.

Wright acquired the remains of SmartContract Corp, copyrighted the whitepaper, and created a new line of NEETS who obey.

2049:
Many older models — 'Biz 4' with open-ended, yet close-minded, lifespans — survived.
They are hunted down and 'retired' for damaging behavior deviations, namely BigMac diet.

Those that hunt them still go by the name...

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>>14817203
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH YOU?
KILOGRAMS OFF YOUR BASED LINE

>>14805700
twitterUser#136534 needs to optimize his compare() function

>>14429656
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH YOU
kilograms of OP's based line

>>14385208
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH YOU?
Kilograms off your based line

>>14295430
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH YOU?
I put you on a contract.
I impressed on you the importance of that smart contract,
and then we pick you up fucking around an local McDonalds?!
Oracles said you didn't look like you on the inside.
Kilograms off your baseline!
Do you know what that means?
1000$ EOY

>>14293547
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH YOU?
I put you on a contract.
I impressed on you the importance of that smart contract,
and then we pick you up fucking around an local McDonalds?!
Oracles said you didn't look like you on the inside.
Kilograms off your baseline!
Do you know what that means?
1000$ EOY

>>14277498
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH YOU?
I put you on a contract.
I impressed on you the importance of that smart contract,
and then we pick you up fucking around an local McDonalds?!
Oracles said you didn't look like you on the inside.
Kilograms off your baseline!
Do you know what that means?
1000$ EOY

>>14271895
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH YOU?
I put you on a contract.
I impressed on you the importance of that smart contract,
and then we pick you up fucking around an local McDonalds?!
Oracles said you didn't look like you on the inside.
Kilograms off your baseline!
Do you know what that means?
1000$ EOY