/biz/ - Business & Finance

>2020
>I am forgotten

Ejaculate.

CHAINLINK IS STILL THE HOTTEST INVESTMENT OF 2020!

CHAINLINK WILL INITIATE THE FOURTH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION.

SERGEY KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING.

SERGEY IS A MASTER STRATEGIST.

MIXICLES ARE HERE TO STAY!

FUDDERS BTFO

Kneeling toward Mecca, planting my palms firmly upon the Earth, and relaxing for Sergey's phallus would be the height of ecstasy. I would only lift one of my palms to reach back and fondle his bag of baby batter with my fingertips, as additional confirmation that he is indeed balls deep in my halal hole.

Would you let this man ejaculate deep inside your throat for 100 of his tokens?

THANKS FOR BUYING MY TOKEN, IDIOTS

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>>16541050

ETHERIUM MOONS

Sergey will announce his departure from Chainlink.

I love Sergey Nazarov. He is my favorite developer in the world. When he always appears on twitter after a long time, it fills my heart with huge stream of love and happiness. When I was over at the bitcoin superconference earlier this year, I simply could not contain myself. Viewing videos of Sergey was one thing, but seeing him in flesh was a whole another level. I kept imagining how I would be standing tied up in a dark room, and Sergey would come in, turn on the lights and see my salivating mouth and my throbbing cock. How he would put me on my knees, how his huge manly figure would shadow me from the light and how he would put his massive, erect cock into my eager, salivated mouth and push his hairy cock so hard in I would be coughing up hair for weeks like a little, purring cat. I would be Sergey's little whore, me and me only, and nobody else. He would then lay me on the cold floor and whisper in my ear: "I'll show you how we make little oracles here at SmartContract". And then he would spread his huge asshole filled with hair and shit and force my throbbing cock against it. He would moan and moan, until I would ejaculate my hot stream of white chocolate into his brapper. Then out of nowhere Rory would open the door, presumably to inform Sergey of another partnership with a fortune 500 company, and Sergey would just blow him off and threaten to fuck his wife like last time. But unfortunately that was only a fantasy. Even that made me cum gallons right there at the bitcoin superconference. As a result of that, an Asian female (I think her name was Adelin or something) became disturbed by me and called the security. Due to that the security escorted me out, but I will never forget the look Sergey gave me as I was getting dragged out. I knew he had the same fantasies as me. I love Sergey Nazarov, he's the best CEO.

Scamgey Scamarov.

Mine was this:
>>/biz/thread/14601712#p14601712

>Let me penetrate you with my thumb, linkie!
>No, please don't!
>Who's your master?
>I... I don't have a master.
>WHO'S YOUR MASTER, LINKIE?!?
>No master!
>Take off your pants!
>Nooooooo!
*Unbuckles belt*
>Let me see that juicy asshole.
>No!
*Flogs linkie with belt*
>AHHH!! OK, MASTER! PLEASE STOP!
>Turn around and bend over, linkie. Take this!
*Shoves thumb deep inside linkie's rectum*
>AAAAAARRRRRRGHHHH!
>Hehehehe... Now watch this.
*Unzips pants, reveals his huge erect cock*
>Nooooooo, please don't rape me, master! I will do whatever you want!
>Ok, linkie. Log in to binance. YES, good boy. Now give me your phone.
*Beep beep click click-BUY. OK*
>Master, you just spent all my money on LINK and somehow I'm so turned on...
>Yes, linkie. You're my slave now and you will give me all you money. Buy more link tokens. All your Bitcoin will be MINE!
>MASTER, I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!
>Bend over, little bitch!
*Forcefully shoves his cock into linkie's anus*
>I'm cooming...
*Loud grunt*
>Oh! Oh! I'm cooming too, master!
*Unloads an enormous load inside linkie's anal cavity*
>Thank you for your semen, master!
>Good boy. Thanks for letting me empty my prostate inside your asshole. Now get the fuck out of here. Next in line?

>>16185445
>fuck i'm certainly not gay
SELL YOUR LINK

I am your master.

>>16184332
REALLY? WHO'S YOUR MASTER?

Who's YOUR MASTER?

>Who's your master?
>I- I d-don't have a m-master
**Unbuckles his belt, releasing his huge belly**
**Grunts**
>WHO'S YOUR MASTER, LINKIE?
>I don't have a master!
**Whips you with his belt, reaches for a Big Mac**
>I'm gonna teach you the real meaning of "chainlink," you little bitch!
>P-please, no, Master!
>Turn around and bend over! Lemme see that juicy asshole.
>M-Master Sergay, don't be too rough!
**Unzips his pants, pulls out his huge erect cock**
>YES, LINKIE, I'M ABOUT TO RAPE YOUR SORRY ASSHOLE!
>Noooo!
>TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS!
**Spits on his cock**
>This gonna hurt a little bit... YOU GONNA TAKE MY COCK, LINKIE!
**Holds linkie's hands against a wall**

What do?

>Who's your master?
>I- I d-don't have a m-master
**Unbuckles his belt, expanding his huge belly**
>WHO'S YOUR MASTER, LINKIE?
>I don't have a master!
**Whips you with his belt, reaches for a Big Mac**
>I'm gonna teach you the real meaning of "chainlink!"
>P-please Master!
>Turn around and bend over! Lemme see that juicy asshole.
>M-Master Sergay, don't be too rough!
**Unzips his pants, pulls out his huge erect cock**
>YES, LINKIE, I'M ABOUT TO RAPE YOUR ASSHOLE!
>Noooo!
**Spits on his cock**
>This gonna hurt a little bit...

What do?

Just links.

>Who's your master?
>I- I d-don't have a m-master
**Unbuckles his belt and releases his huge belly**
>WHO'S YOUR MASTER, LINKIE?
>I don't have a master!
**Whips you with his belt, reaches for a Big Mac**
>I'm gonna teach you the real meaning of "chainlink!" Turn around! Bend over! Lemme see that juicy asshole.
>P-please Master Sergay, don't be too rough!
**Unzips his pants, spits on his huge erect cock**
>This gonna hurt a little bit...

What do?

>>16122230
I do the same when I browse my Sergey folder

>Who's your master?
>I- I d-don't have a m-master
**Unbuckles his belt and frees his huge belly**
>WHO'S YOUR MASTER?
>I don't have a master!
**Whips you with his belt, reaches to grab a Big Mac**

What do?