/biz/ - Business & Finance

Nothingburger cancelled. The people want to go back to work. Sorry, r*ddit. Sorry, granny.

>>18641606
The nothingburger is cancelled. People want to go back to work. Sorry, r*ddit.

PSX CVX TOT EPD COP FANG NEP BEP there you go there's your portfolio

Buy 100 SPXL and 100 SPXU

sell the one the goes up each day = free money

keep recharging the one that goes down

TQQQ mooning tomorrow and there is not a GOD DAMN THING you r*dditors can do about it

>>18603265
The pump never ends, trannyfaggot.

>have 1000 barrels delivered to chyna
>they have crippling sanctions levied against them for 1000 years and billions starve

>>18572661
You don't. Keep jerkin the gerkin my man 8=====D~~~~~~~

For me? EPD. FANG. TOT. MMP. PSX.

>tfw loaded up on the bottom and told you retarded r*dditors this was a nothingburger

>mfw r*ddit missed the bottom falling for a complete nothingburger while I loaded up

>>18504224
This. People and more importantly, the market stopped caring about that gay ass chart like 1 week into the '''''''crisis'''''''''. Give it another 3 weeks and people will be willing to throw Covid-positive simps in concentration camps. We want to go to Applebees again you stupid r*ddit faggots. Btw you missed the bottom on 23 March while High IQ traders like myself loaded up.

>he doesn't hold the MAGA portfolio
MSFT
AAPL
GOOG
AMZN

My local bank just deposited 25000$ into my business account. Going to use this to pay myself for the next 2 months and not have to pay it back. Thanks Drumpf, thanks Steve, thanks Jerome. Fuck Demonrats.

>bank just depositing my PPP '''loan''' of 25000
>SBA just ran out of PPP funding
Heh, nice try, Demonrats.

>>18456778
HELL YEAH BROTHER. LIKE I ALWAYS TELL MY OLD LADY,,, THERES NO REPLACEMENT FOR QUALITY VALUE STOCKS LIKE RAYTHEON.. AND THE PICKED UP UNITED TECH,,, GOOD PLAY IN MY BOOK

I KNOW WHEN THOSE GOOKS AND SAND NIGGERS START GETTING UPPITY THAT WE GOT 50 SHIPS WITH TOMAHAWKS PARKED A MILE OFF SHORE

THATS ENOUGH FOR ME TO SLEEP WELL AT NIGHT,,, THE STOCK PRICE GOING TO THE MOON AND RELIABLE DIVVIES ARE JUST ADD ONS

THINKIN ABOUT TAKIN OUT A SECOND MORTGAGE AT THESE RATES AND BUYIN A COUPLE HUNDRED MORE SHARES,,,, HAVE TO RUN IT BY THE OLD BALL AND CHAIN BUT SHE CANT ARGUE WHEN I SHOW HER ALL THESE GREEN ARROWS

LMBO (LAUGHIN MY BUTT OFF)

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Ray 'Tuck' Engle

USMC "DevilDog" 1961-1962

"If you can't fuck it, shoot it!" - Chesty Puller
"Come and take it!"
"Don't tread on me!"

Honeywell HVAC Tech Level 4 (Laid off - livin off divvies - mowin grass and passin gas)

>>18397404
>you live in an economy so good people can afford luxury goods during the worst economic downturn in 100 years
America's so great, it actually feels extremely based.

>worst news for our country's future since 9/11
>our markets up 8% today

>>18323722
Of course he is you tremendous retard

based

Back to work by Easter. Thanks for the free money, r*ddit bearfags.

>>18104085
This

>NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST GO BACK TO WORK

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE FED CANT CURE COVID-19

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE STIMULUS BILL CANT BE PASSED ITS A BAILOUT FOR CEOS AND EVEIL CORPS IT DOESNT EVEN PAY FOR MY ABORTIONS

>NOOOOOOOOO THE MARKET CANT MOON THERES GORILLIONS DYING IN NYC THE ICUS ARE OVERRUNE THEY ARE PUTTING US IN FEMA CAMPS

>NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST SAY I MISSED THE BOTTOM ITS NOT FAIR THE V SHAPED RECOVERY HAPPENED SO FAST MY VANGUARD VTSAX AUTO DEPOSIT ISNT SCHEDULED UNTIL NEXT WEEK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>CRISIS SOLVED BY DRUMP & JEROME
R*ddit absolutely SEETHING that their DCA boglehead shit missed the bottom because their next scheduled deposit isn't until next week.