/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>21241256
We told you, faggits not to buy it. Its a terrible business model and terribly operated all in nigger infested areas.

But you guys were like "durr, durr, durr, rocket to the moon"

You get what you get desu

>>21232158
the DOMSCUMM person is me
I never left, I post basically every day, I only posted about DOMSCUMM that one time because there was a short-lived autist posting about DITMLCSMM

>>20099666
nice satan tripsss
my managed funds mean "managed by other people". It looks like they are heavy into IVV and IVW.
In my robinhood and TDA accounts, I buy ETFs instead of mutual funds.
If you want an SP500 mutual fund through TDA, find one on their NTF list or search for a large cap growth/blend fund.
you can also buy etfs like SPY or basically any of the vanguard ETFs. there isn't anything wrong with mutual funds; they are "outdated" for the modern zoomer investor because of their mechanics, but in this case "outdated" doesn't mean "worse", they are perfectly fine investment vehicles.

>>19316445
I like plates full of beef and pork and chicken
the fuck you want me to say
we aren't eating dog over here

>>19316451
nah my grill is probably too small, I have a wee rectangular one

>>19316458
If you've never had Jet's and can get it, you should get it
it's like a superior version of the greasy rectangular pizzas that they have at Little Caesar's
It's so good, so good

>>17949844
what were you invested in? ??
you got out at the perfect time! It's time to BUY STOCKS

>>16287420
that sounds like it requires way too much long term planning
basically impossible strat right there
have you heard of DOMSCUMM?

>>15726514
DOMSCUMM is still the truth

DITMLCSMM-poster is long gone, predictably
(he may have re-branded as shitcaller or BDTL though)

>>15610366
flat
about to sleep. just worked 14hrs like a big boy
listening to EDM song from a few years ago

KNG
CMG puts
manga with cute girls where everyone is nice to each other
a fun job that pays at least 50k post tax and I don't have to deal with idiots
good health and good weather, good food and good drink
nice socks and soft TP

these are truly the pillars of a happy life.
I am richly blessed, and my wealth grows under all market conditions

Hey what's up guys I'm back again
I've been training in the mountains for about 5 months in a secret CBOE dojo, just like the opening scene of Batman begins but with stocks.
I became more wise and powerful than even the master, so now my training is complete I'm back to introduce everyone to the true secret of making money.

My ultimate technique is called the DOMSCUMM
It stands for Desperate Out of the Money Short-term Call Upward Movement Method.

Now a true options genius like myself can quickly grasp what this means just by the name. But I'm going to really unwrap the method for some of our beginners here, because I care about you.
Basically you find a stock that you think is going to increase in value a lot within a short amount of time. Then, you buy super far out-of-the-money calls for a week or two out.
That's pretty much the secret to entering the position, that one alone can unlock 100% gains daily. But there are extremely rare times when you're wrong about the price movement. That's where the second part of the method comes in.
The second part is a defensive-type financial ninjutsu where if the call starts to go down in price, you sell it super quick so that you don't take a loss. Boom. So all-in-all, the worst thing that can happen is that you just don't make money, but in the best case (almost always) you should be picking up massive gains from each position over a very short time period.

Let me know if there are any questions, but one of the crucial strengths of DOMSCUMM is its simplicity.
Just remember: DOMSCUMM