/biz/ - Business & Finance

TO 17K!!!!!!!!!!!

I wonder why anytime some interesting stuff appears it gets shut down, but all the retarded shilling threads are up forever

wonder why that is

indecision

I go all in 17k-18k

A) Bitcoin and the whole crypto market was invented by the deep state. "Satoshi Nakamoto" was just the code name for the bitcoin project used by the NSA +/- other US government agencies. The NSA created SHA after all, and the first transaction was sent to an American computer scientist. Chinese hash power dominance is just a show. USA has the Satoshi coins and fuck tons more (Guess who has been printing the Tether and making the market all these years...)

B) 4Chan was CHOSEN. This site was seeded with alpha about Bitcoin, Ethereum, and LINK when they were each worth pennies. Vitalik and Sergey are just affiliates of the aforementioned agencies and are under strict non-disclosure agreements, obviously (So yes, SN = SN, technically speaking).

C) To this day, many posts on /biz/ are made by glow-niggers, whose job is explicitly to influence crypto market sentiment and leak alpha at strategic times.

Anyone who is not a complete normie NPC newfag midwit will agree.

>>26946352
>tfw when only $35k in link, lost the other 25k on ampl. sold uni at $1 in a rush.

>>26063482
>”cheap”
>lists multiple top 10 coins in market cap

This place really has become infested with newfags, hasn’t it?

>guy on FB makes status excited about BTC
>assume he knows his shit and is smart, start a conversation with him
>someone else asks if we think the bitcoin narrative is being helped by the feds printing out so much money
>guy says no, he thinks it’s all just one big pump and dump scheme
>tell him pump and dump schemes don’t historically gain in value since their inception, that contradicts the whole definition of a pump and dump scheme
>realize he’s actually a retarded normie that probably just got into BTC to make a quick buck without actually knowing anything about it

Holy fuck we’re unironically still early, aren’t we? People are buying and shilling BTC on social media while STILL not even believing in it or understanding what it does? Why are people like this?

>>24239554
i typed “basedface”
when will these retarded obsolete filters go away
smhtbhfam

>>24053688
you post this same picture in literally every RSR thread. then you BTFO and never respond. you do all this for free. why?

>>>/biz/thread/S18181625

>>23294291
>order cdc jade card last week
>rates get slashed a day later
>cro price dumps
>locked in staking for card, can’t sell
>see news of utrust getting their own visa card and reverse staking features
>am excited as I have a stack of utk
>can rectify the cdc financial ruin and use the utk card instead
>see that card and features aren’t available to the US
>am burger

Holy fuck bros where’s the nearest rope. Why does being a burger have to fucking suck in crypto

>>23134671
>investing in cheesecoin (TM)

WHY is everything TANKING? i’m so sick and bored of this. can't fucking ANYTHING go up for a significant amount of time?

>>23032322
>start with 15k
>turn to 75k
>60k profit
>”bro you’re fucked you’re gonna have to pay like 5-10k in taxes bro where are you gonna get that money from bro”

>>22927415
>1 post by this ID
come on guys

>>22903602
Yeah. his fingernails will look great wrapped around bubba's cock when he inevitably becomes a prison bitch after this slew of crimes, including but not limited to securities fraud, investment advisor fraud, wire fraud, money laundering, and false statements. This guy will be lucky to even make it to prison. He will most likely get a bullet between the eyes by a rogue trader who lost money on his scams.

T. Lawyer for 12 years in USA

>>22467107
>anonymous team

Wow anon color me surprised, who could have seen this coming

I had what would have been millions of dollars worth of crypto, but I panic sold it for pennies on the dollar and am now only up a little bit overall when I could have been a fucking multimillionaire if I had just held. How do you cope with this?

>>22369600
>TA

>>21649657
>you post some version of this pasta in every RSR thread for the last 3 days
ngmi

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>>21633070
>every RSR thread w/ the same pasta

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