/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17360637
>he is a billionaire
>Le EPIC OWNAGE

>>12259844
Praise kek.

ATTENTION, MARINES. ITS HAPPENING. HERE IS A VERY IMPORTANT EVENT FOR CHAINLINK INVESTORS. THIS INFORMATION IS TRULY CRUCIAL FOR THE PRICE OF LINK. I EXPECT IT TO CAUSE A MAJOR GREEN DILDO IN THE NEXT 48 HOURS.

I'm a Muslim man but I have to admit that pregnant Sergey really turns me on. I keep fantasizing about putting my seed inside him and watching new life grow... We get married, he gives birth, and we raise that baby under the blessings of Allah. I want to hold hands with Sergey, and looking into his eyes say 'I love you.' I think of myself taking our son to his first day at school, watching that strong and masculine boy develop amazing computer skills like his dad.

Yes... I can't hide this anymore. It's coming from deep inside of me... this desire to shout...

I'M GAY AND I HOLD CHAINLINK! Yes, and I am not the only one. I was attracted to this community because of the feeling of brotherhood that it creates. Together we are one. We are above gender divisions and categories. Chainlink, as you know, is a gay sex position where men stick their dicks into each other's asses to form a link.

Today, I declare Chainlink to be the currency of the LGBTQIA+ community.

I'M GAY AND I HOLD CHAINLINK. YES! I'M GAY AND I LOVE SERGEY! WOW! I'M GAY AND YOU ARE TOO! TOGETHER, WE ARE GAY LINKIES AND NOTHING CAN STOP US!

I'M GAY! AND I LOVE TO SAY IT! I'M GAY, I'M GAY, I'M GAY AND I WORSHIP SERGEY! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK!

NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!

>>11114888
DIGITS

>>9575949
>Eth is fairly stable

>>9273996
>I shit you not she is suggesting people attach leeches to their cervix.
No fucking way.

>>3201032

>>1532869
We don't. They can save themselves.

Cuck.