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>> No.58033387 [View]
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I just checked the website. You're telling me that this whole thing is just some number generator? You guys put your savings and your money into this?

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>>56067034
Holy fuck I am tired of working and investing. It's been almost 10 years.

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>>55418617
>>55418647
>>55418667
>>55418701
>sperg goea mad because no one replies to his thread, goes into a shameless self-bump mode
>doesn't even understand his own theories and fucks around with the meaning of subjectivity
5/10

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>>55035316
>>55035334
>you will live to see a time where a video game retailer has more liquid cash available than the Treasury of the United States of America
>that time will arrive in a matter of days
Every time I think this timeline can’t get sillier something always happens that exceeds my expectations

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I've been thinking that lately.

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>>54873550
>>54872659
I've heard this sentiment before. We'll see.

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>>54870722
Unironically. This makes me realise
>clown world
could make it. Heck; wish I weren't retarded, I'd just (no)code it in existence right now. Pic very very related.

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>>54834142
I lost track, is that Bags Bankruptcy & Beyond? Also holy shit lmao at
>the absolute state
of their general

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>54363173
This is full blown clown word, if you tried to explain even half of what’s happening now to someone living in 1985 they’d put you in the asylum. Whatever sounds most absurd is what you should assume is most likely to happen

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>>54090730
>You wake up on the edge of town
>You hear a great commotion in the distance
>You see a circus tent and you go inside
>You see all kinds of crazy things.
>juggling swords
>on fire
>being shot out of a cannon
>bonking each other on the heads with giant toy hammers
>Frogsin all kinds of clown business
>You decide to walk to up one of the frogs and demand a reasonable answer imminently about what is going on.
Really anon?

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>>53710449
line always go up

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>>53401555
>you and what money
Also, you are aware that legal proceedings would require using your legal name along with revealing the fact that your employer (who would also be revealed) is paying you to be here, correct? Niggerfaggot is the closest we’ve gotten to concrete proof here but that’d be a gold mine

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>>53293512
this but unironically. Sex is for incels

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ATTENTION EGLIN AFB RESIDENTS, HEDGE FUND INTERNS, BRANDON’S TOP MEN, AND VARIOUS MUTANT REJECTS FISHED UP FROM THE INDUS RIVER: HONKYPHUS IS MORE FULFILLED AND HAS AN EASIER TIME ACHIEVING HIS GOALS THAN YOU EVER WILL. JUST GIVE UP NOW, IT WILL BE BETTER FOR EVERYONE

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>posts pictures at an event which reduces his employment to precisely two possibilities
>one would get him fired for breach of policy, the other would get himself and his bosses thrown into RICO proceedings for felony market manipulation
>realizes his fuckup and tries to do damage control
>uh yeah, I work for Disney lmao
>just ignore that I live in Toronto and have never once posted about Florida, Orlando, or Disney before this in my entire 10+ year reddit history
>lawyer? shut up? Lmao no I’ll just ramp up the cheekiness and probably incriminate myself further in the process
Daniel/Niggerfaggot is officially the new lulcow

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>>52816583
>they want "The Others" to pay
That is the idea behind short selling, dumbass.

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>>52447267
>Customer defensive is not the fucking market.
it tells you the consoomer still consooms. good for earnings (bad for inflation but don't tell this the market yet)
you either honk or you get honked
>muh inflation peak
>muh seasonality
>muh post midterm rally
<-- you are here
>muh thanksgiving rally
>muh santa rally

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>>51418804
thats a bummer, hope you gain it back somehow.
Thats more than i have in my whole portfolio but someday, God willing, I will have monies like you guys

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THEY JUST CAN'T STOP BUYING
>THEY JUST CAN'T STOP BUYING
THEY JUST CAN'T STOP BUYING
>THEY JUST CAN'T STOP BUYING
THEY JUST CAN'T STOP BUYING
>THEY JUST CAN'T STOP BUYING
THEY JUST CAN'T STOP BUYING
>THEY JUST CAN'T STOP BUYING

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>>51306041
2 isn't enough. If one of them does something then that means the other one isn't doing something. They'll never want to do anything like that because keeping it 50/50 is impossible. You need to hire 8 more so two of them can be your "superstars" and the other 8 of them support them. You will have to pay them all equally of course or they'll get fussy and stop working and you're back to where you started.

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>>50843701
Imagine if we push towards the March 460 peak. Goddamn a 3 quarter double top would be just what the circus ordered.

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>>50840356
The clowning will continue until you are laughing.

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>>50634079
Ummm hello, FBI? Yeah this guy tried to download a car!
>>50634125
>what is market cap
I think we need to bring back literacy tests for voting. And this man's poor understanding of stocks simply reinforces my belief. Also I thought the talk of tesla being $200 was from bulls talking about it's price after the proposed 7:1 split?

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