/biz/ - Business & Finance

I also meant to attach a picture of sergey to my blog post

I THINK CHAINLINK SUCKS

Can it just crash already?

Who here feeling really sleepy?

Would you let this obese Russian stallion ejaculate his prime seed in your nasty boypussy for just 100 of his shit tokens?

>>17055916
Are you insinuating that this robust and virile Russian bull is not at least an honorary member of the invincible Caucasian race?

> price discussion

If I saw Sergey in person, I would instinctively kneel down and open my mouth, waiting for his ejaculations. I would then give him my ETH address and wait for him to deposit 10 of his precious tokens in my wallet.

One day ten of his tokens will be worth ten thousand dollars. Imagine receiving all that money for bust for a single oral sex session!

>>16880843
>gay
>Muslim
>Chainlink

Wrong man.
This is the man who dumped 700k 14x.

How would link perform in a financial crash when the network is fully developed?

You are hanging out with your wife at a blockchain conference. You go to the bathroom to take a shit when pic related man approaches you with an offer:

>I'll give you 10,000 of my tokens if you let me impregnate your wife. I promise I'll pump the price of the token to $1000 eoy. No strings attached, you raise my child.

What do?

>Let me penetrate you with my thumb, linkie!
>No, please don't!
*Unbuttons shirt, showing his immense belly*
>Who's your master?
>I... I don't have a master.
>WHO'S YOUR MASTER, LINKIE?!?
>Allah is my only master!
>Take off your pants!
>Nooooooo!
*Unbuckles belt*
>Let me see that juicy asshole.
>No!
>You Muslim son of a bitch! I'm about to teach you what 'chainlink' is fundamentally about.
*Flogs linkie with belt*
>AHHH!! OK, MASTER! PLEASE STOP!
>Turn around and bend over, linkie. Take this!
*Shoves thumb up linkie's rectum*
>AAAAAARRRRRRGHHHH!
>Hehehehe... Now watch this.
*Unzips pants, reveals his huge erect cock*
>Nooooooo, please don't rape me, master! I will do whatever you want!
>Ok, linkie. Log in to binance. YES, good boy. Now give me your phone.
*Beep beep click click-BUY. OK*
>Master, you just spent all my money on LINK...
>Did you like it?
>Yes, master. I feel so turned on...
>You're my slave now. All your Bitcoin is MINE!
>MASTER, I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!
>Alright, bend over, little bitch!
>Y-yes m-master!
>What a nice and juicy anus!
*Forcefully shoves his cock up linkie's butrhole, tearing up his sphincter*
>Oohh, by Allah, this feels so good!
>Take this, my servant! Uuugh!
>Aahhh! Yes! Yes, master! Give it to me!
>No more chains, just links!
>Fuck me like Mohammed fucked Aisha!
>Allah made you gay!
>Allah akhbar!
>I'm gonna coom...
*Loud grunt*
>I'm cooming too, master!
*Unloads an enormous load of warm semen inside linkie's anal cavity*
>Good boy. Thanks for letting me empty my prostate inside your ass. Now get the fuck out of here. Next in line?
>Thank you for your cum, Master! I will always love you! Allahu akhbaaaaar!
*Linkie pulls out a gun and shoots himself in the head*
>Hmm his death really turned me on.
*Master Sergey takes off his pants again fucks the cadaver*
>I love necrophilia!
*Sees a dog walking by*
>I love bestiality too!
*Fucks the dog*
>That was great! But what REALLY turns me on is incest.
*Sees his mom*

> They're making fun of me again

> Why no volume? I'm worried guys

>>16233495
>Let me penetrate you with my thumb, linkie!
>No, please don't!
*Unbuttons shirt, showing his immense belly*
>Who's your master?
>I... I don't have a master.
>WHO'S YOUR MASTER, LINKIE?!?
>No master!
>Take off your pants!
>Nooooooo!
*Unbuckles belt*
>Let me see that juicy asshole.
>No!
*Flogs linkie with belt*
>AHHH!! OK, MASTER! PLEASE STOP!
>Turn around and bend over, linkie. Take this!
*Shoves thumb deep inside linkie's rectum*
>AAAAAARRRRRRGHHHH!
>Hehehehe... Now watch this.
*Unzips pants, reveals his huge erect cock*
>Nooooooo, please don't rape me, master! I will do whatever you want!
>Ok, linkie. Log in to binance. YES, good boy. Now give me your phone.
*Beep beep click click-BUY. OK*
>Master, you just spent all my money on LINK and somehow I'm so turned on...
>Yes, linkie. You're my slave now and you will give me all you money. Buy more link tokens. All your Bitcoin will be MINE!
>MASTER, I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!
>Alright, bend over, little bitch!
*Forcefully shoves his cock inside linkie's anus*
>Take this, my servant!
>Aahhh! Yes! Yes, master! Give it to me!
>I'm cooming...
*Loud grunt*
>Oh! Oh! I'm cooming too, master!
*Unloads an enormous load inside linkie's anal cavity*
>Good boy. Thanks for letting me empty my prostate inside your ass. Now get the fuck out of here. Next in line?

>>16124395
>Who's your master?
>I- I d-don't have a m-master
**Unbuckles his belt and releases his huge belly**
>WHO'S YOUR MASTER, LINKIE?
>I don't have a master!
**Whips you with his belt, reaches for a Big Mac**
>I'm gonna teach you the real meaning of "chainlink!" Turn around! Bend over! Lemme see that juicy asshole.
>P-please Master Sergay, don't be too rough!
**Unzips his pants, spits on his huge erect cock**
>This gonna hurt a little bit...

What do?

Would you let this man ejaculate inside your gf, mother, and sister for 10,000 of his token?

Why is it dumping?

Why is it dumping?

>btc

Why is it dumping? I thought this was the one

Being gay was my choice.
Holding Chainlink was my destiny.

>>15918599
No need to be this aggressive anon, Iknow I'm just starting, I'm not bragging or anything. And yes I've told my mom and she's encouraging unlike you. She's glad Imight have found a calling at last. At least that's what she said